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Happy Birthday The Brain!

Started by oakman29,

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Not*Sure*

Not*Sure*

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He wonders if we are pondering what he's pondering

"I think so Brain "

"how are we going to find chaps our size?"

"but this time you put the trousers on the chimp."

"Where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?"

"But if we didn't have ears we'd look like weasels "

"Where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni?"

"but burlap chafes me so"

"But me and Pippi Longstocking what would the children look like?"

"but this time YOU wear the tutu"

"but isn't Regis Philbin already married?"

"but what if the hippopotamus won't wear the thong?"

"but where are we gonna find rubber pants our size?"

"but how can we get 7 dwarves to shave their legs"

"but culottes have a tendency to ride up so"

"but where would we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?"

"but if they called them sad meals kids wouldn't buy them"

"But we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss"

"But how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?"

But if we give peas a chance won't the lima beans feel left out?"

 

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