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Anyone else need a break from life's "pressing issues"?

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Forbush-Man

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Grinch Lyrics:

(Courtesy of Norrin Radd)

 

You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

 

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

You really are a heel.

You're as cuddly as a cactus,

You're as charming as an eel.

Mr. Grinch.

 

You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel.

 

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.

Your heart's an empty hole.

Your brain is full of spiders,

You've got garlic in your soul.

Mr. Grinch.

 

I wouldn't touch you, with a

thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

 

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.

You have termites in your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile.

Mr. Grinch.

 

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crockodile.

 

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.

You're a nasty, wasty skunk.

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk.

Mr. Grinch.

 

The three words that best describe you,

are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

 

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.

You're the king of sinful sots.

Your heart's a dead tomato splot

With moldy purple spots,

Mr. Grinch.

 

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing

with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable

rubbish imaginable,

Mangled up in tangled up knots.

 

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.

With a nauseaus super-naus.

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked horse.

Mr. Grinch.

 

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool

sandwich

With arsenic sauce.

 

Welcome Christmas

 

Fah who for-aze!

Dah who dor-aze!

Welcome Christmas,

Come this way!

 

Fah who for-aze!

Dah who dor-aze!

Welcome Christmas,

Christmas Day.

 

Welcome, Welcome

Fah who rah-moose

Welcome, Welcome

Dah who dah-moose

Christmas day is in our grasp

So long as we have hands to clasp

 

Fah who for-aze!

Dah who dor-aze!

Welcome, welcome Christmas

Welcome, welcome Christmas

Day

 

Welcome Christmas (Reprise)

 

Fah who for-aze!

Dah who dor-aze!

Welcome Christmas,

Come this way!

 

Fah who for-aze!

Dah who dor-aze!

Welcome Christmas,

Christmas Day.

 

Welcome, Welcome

Fah who rah-moose

Welcome, Welcome

Dah who dah-moose

Christmas day is in our grasp

So long as we have hands to clasp

 

Fah who for-aze!

Dah who dor-aze!

Welcome Christmas

Bring your cheer

 

Fah who for-aze!

Dah who dor-aze!

Welcome all Who's

Far and near

 

Welcome Christmas, fah who rah-moose

Welcome Christmas, dah who dah-moose

Christmas day will always be

Just so long as we have we

 

Fah who for-aze

Dah who dor-aze

Welcome Christmas

Bring your light

(Bridge (about 65 sec))

 

Welcome Christmas

Fah who rah-moose!

Welcome Christmas

Dah who dah-moose!

 

Welcome Christmas

While we stand

Heart to heart

And hand in hand

 

Fah who for-aze

Dah who dor-aze

Welcome welcome

Christmas

Christmas

Day

 

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Shaken Comic Syndroum".

 

"Pressing Comics".

 

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Christmas is coming.

 

Are you ready? 893scratchchin-thumb.gif

 

Are you really going to press me for an answer? I can't seem to shake the idea that this is a forum about comics... 893scratchchin-thumb.gif

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BradleyX2

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There's a partial Christmas Comic cover in my signiture line:"Santa Claus Conquers the Martians".

 

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Yeah, but it's not a true representation. Torg (the robot) doesn't talk at all in the movie. Looks like there's some major liberties being taken with SCCTM!

 

(Yes, I'm being *very* picky! yay.gif)

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Forbush-Man

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The lack of Christmas Cheer here on this thread has sent one fellow over the edge!

 

Look at what you've done to Santa !!! 893whatthe.gif

 

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Now you've done it ! sumo.gif

 

Picture courtesy of Flamingcarrot

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Welcome back, POV!

 

Glad to hear you are finally feeling better!

 

 

Good to see a Povster sighting, thumbsup2.gif are you better?, I did not see your charts yet. Are you better?

 

Ze-

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Forbush-Man

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Man, Tough Crowd !

 

Anyone care to share a scan of a comic with a Christmas cover theme,...help a brother out?

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Here ya go! thumbsup2.gif

 

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You are the Man, Norinn Radd! thumbsup2.gif

 

Now this thread is offically about comics! yay.gif

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Forbush-Man

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Oh how I mis Bloom County ! hail.gif

 

I have many of the TPB's, but I STILL mis it! My single favorite Newspaper strip of all time! thumbsup2.gif

 

I like what you posted. This was toward the end, where all of the characters were trying to find a new home, each in a different strip or media. Steve Dallas was looking to get into the Marvel Comic Books because of all the busty, Kirby women.

Too funny!

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