Things you would do to prank a drunk/passed out super hero

[Meeklo]

Cover Johnny Storm with marshmallows, Hershey Bars, and graham crackers.

[kav]

Have Iron Fist wake up and Chuck Norris is sitting there

[999ghosts]

Show Superman the Superman-III movie and tell him that is his real live

Show Batman the Dark Night movie and proof to him everybody loves the Joker more

 

Convince Rogue, The White Queen, Scarlet Witch and Black Window that they live in a Polygamy relationship with me. Sure, I'll be dead when they get sober, but that would be worth it.

[Gotham Kid]

This thread is hilarious !

[awakeintheashes]

Build a castle on Sandman's forehead.

[awakeintheashes]

Tell everyone in the bar that Kraven is really Ted Nugent and he's taking requests.

[KirbyJack]

I always thought he looked more like Zappa.

[the authority]

Replace Robin's shirt with an "I'm with stupid" t-shirt and put shaving cream in the receiver of the Batphone.

[Jking3437]

Tie the FLASH'S shoes together

[PovertyRow]

Re-comb Superman's hair and put a pair of black rimmed glasses on him.

[N/A]

[Gotham Kid]

Set Prof X's chair to pop a wheelie every 5 minutes.

[Gotham Kid]

Dress Wolvie in a giant banana costume.

[Gotham Kid]

Dress Batman in Robin's outfit.

[Gunnz]

Have sex with Power Girl....

 

Drunk, not passed out...

 

That would be creepy...

[N/A]

Yeah, THAT would be creepy.

[awakeintheashes]

Well...that went in an unfortunate direction.

[Gunnz]

Well...that went in an unfortunate direction.

 

[N/A]

Well...that went in an unfortunate direction.

 

Yes, rape shouldn't be part of the thread. I seem to attract drama in threads. All I did was post a

[01TheDude]

yes please-- let's keep the raping to a minimum