Things you would do to prank a drunk/passed out super hero

[KPR Comics]

Lock Jean Grey in a room w/Gary Busey.

[KPR Comics]

Enter Blink in a staring contest.

[kav]

Lock Jean Grey in a room w/Gary Busey.

[999ghosts]

The people trying to prank Wolverine are in for a surprise...

[Catwomancomics]

Place Cat Woman in a huge box of kitty liter then put her hand In a glass of warm water.

[stanley1883]

Have Loki change Mjolnir into a tack hammer or something and convince Thor its always been like that..

[kav]

Stick Mr Fantastic into one of those taffy machines

[awakeintheashes]

Stick Mr Fantastic into one of those taffy machines

Or, tell him his blood is really corn syrup.

[awakeintheashes]

Stick Mr Fantastic into one of those taffy machines

Or, tell him his blood is really corn syrup.

Or, jump out of trees using him as a parachute.

[kav]

tarp him over a swimming pool

[mob_medina7]

This thread is awesome!

[PovertyRow]

Put glasses on Superman then everyone else put on glasses and when he wakes up go

 

You just modified mine.

[kav]

dang

[kav]

Stick an air hose up Reed Richards' keister and turn him into a balloon.

Then, have the Thing twist him into a balloon animal.

Then, have Johnny heat him up to a hot air balloon.

[PovertyRow]

Stick an air hose up Reed Richards' keister and turn him into a balloon.

Then, have the Thing twist him into a balloon animal.

Then, have Johnny heat him up to a hot air balloon.

 

But if he had The Thing twist him into a balloon animal there would be insufficient air space for a hot air balloon?

[kav]

as long as the air is hot it wont matter what shape it is-it will float!

[PovertyRow]

as long as the air is hot it wont matter what shape it is-it will float!

 

No - the twists and turns will cut off a considerable volume. What iF the first twist were a couple of inches before the next? The hot air would BE CUT OFF AND cool well before any meaningful altitude could be achieved.

 

Come on Kav - you are a smart guy! You should have intuited this!

[kav]

dang

Well in all honesty I never actually tried it

 

[kav]

Candle hot air balloon (night-time homemade UFO)

 

[PovertyRow]

Candle hot air balloon (night-time homemade UFO)

 

What? No twists??!!