What we can learn from movies-post yours

[TupennyConan]

Movies have taught me not to watch them.

[kdoginohio]

That Peter Jackson can get three movies totaling almost eight hours of screen time from a book half the size of The Two Towers.

[kav]

Cats in movies always screech when they jump off a shelf

[cousin itt]

For some reason, when men scream, they all sound like that wilhelm guy.

[kav]

Police Captain's main job is screaming 'You're off the case!!!!'

[kav]

You can start any car in seconds by tugging on self stripping wires and twisting any random 2 together.

[rjpb]

In movies fire does not cause any smoke

 

Except in old Tony Scott movies, where everything causes smoke, even on submarines.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[rjpb]

Police Captain's main job is screaming 'You're off the case!!!!'

 

That's only for cops who insist on saying "I work alone."

[kdoginohio]

Charlize Theron is uber hot!

[kav]

If someone is chasing you the best thing to do is climb onto the roof off a building

[kav]

If real cops would visit strip clubs more often a lot more crimes would get solved.

[kav]

In movies if someone gets shot they fly back like 9 feet. but if they hide behind a table, it can be riddled with bullets from machine guns and it wont budge an inch.

[W16227]

Nobody can eat 50 eggs......