The first BvS toys look disappointing

[Mr 9.8]

http://news.toyark.com/2015/07/01/first-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-toys-revealed-163322

 

YIKES! That Batman's abb-crunch looks so caved in it looks like he's missing a part of his torso, and he's got some serious eye ball bulge.

[joe_collector]

YIKES! That Batman's abb-crunch looks so caved in it looks like he's missing a part of his torso, and he's got some serious eye ball bulge.

 

Batman looks like he made a boom-boom in his Bat-pants.

[Mr 9.8]

YIKES! That Batman's abb-crunch looks so caved in it looks like he's missing a part of his torso, and he's got some serious eye ball bulge.

 

Batman looks like he made a boom-boom in his Bat-pants.

[jools&jim]

 

So many modern superhero toys look grumpy and constipated to me, and I don't blame them a bit: they're often doomed to be owned by adults and never played with (or even un-packaged), and their chief function is to gather dust on a shelf with their other joyless "collectible" inmates.

 

Toys that were designed to be played with by real kids tend to be much happier and more pleasant looking:

 

 

 

 

 

[Buzzetta]

I am really digging the new batmobile...

 

that is one thing that I think they nailed. It is ferocious looking.

[paperheart]

i blame Affleck

[Noodlez]

Barbie Wonder Woman? Hmmm...

[Buzzetta]

i blame Affleck

 

Affleck is probably not too excited about some of your life choices either.

 

 

 

[kav]

Wow what's with the Twiggy Wonder Woman??? She has the body of a meth addict.

Superman looks like a young John Travolta

Batman's eyes if you extrapolate the whites of them his eyeballs are the size of a giant squid's behind that mask and yeah he definitely looks like he dropped a deuce.

[Doktor]

I was just about to comment on Wonder Barbie, but someone beat me to it.

[thunsicker]

As I said that in the other thread, I thought they did an amazing excellent job of making the Wonder Woman doll look just like Gal Gadot.

[ChrisInBaltimore]

So many modern superhero toys look grumpy and constipated to me, and I don't blame them a bit: they're often doomed to be owned by adults and never played with (or even un-packaged), and their chief function is to gather dust on a shelf with their other joyless "collectible" inmates.

 

Toys that were designed to be played with by real kids tend to be much happier and more pleasant looking:

 

 

 

 

 

While I agree, my son quickly outgrew the Little People. You can't do a lot with their arms or legs...

[Lavaman-migration]

I don't get the fascination with cheesy, naff toys. Seems to me most people into comics has a collection of them.

Statues I can appreciate, they're pleasing to look at and display well. like this.... No!

[Firespitter]

Those figures make the DC collectibles Icons look like Hot Toys/Sideshow.

-Terry

 

[Vikingreed]

I like the box it comes in....

[rodan57]

These BVS toys look nothing like the real thing.