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VS Tournaments.... C'mon

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Shouldn't there be "weight" classes or something?

 

Bullseye

 

Darkseid

 

 

I mean... why not just do the wonder twins versus superman? wink.gif What this system needs is weight classes... and salary caps... and a player's union... and...

 

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Right away Commissioner Arch - its bureaucrats like you who need to instill some sense of heirarchy and payroll system into the Garden of Eden. If Darkseid wants to squash that turd Bullseye into a Pulp - So be it. Just let them play.

 

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Yeah, and Doc Ock vs. Superman? Please.

 

Well you have to be creative, I'm sure Doc Ock being a scientist is smart enough to create Kryptonite, can you say Fillet 'O Superman.

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Yeah, and Doc Ock vs. Superman? Please.

 

Well you have to be creative, I'm sure Doc Ock being a scientist is smart enough to create Kryptonite, can you say Fillet 'O Superman.

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Yeah I'm sure Superman will give him time to create something that doesn't exist in the Marvel U.

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Shouldn't there be "weight" classes or something?

 

Bullseye

 

Darkseid

 

 

I mean... why not just do the wonder twins versus superman? wink.gif What this system needs is weight classes... and salary caps... and a player's union... and...

 

stooges.gif

 

You never know, Darkseid could underestimate Bullseye, and..........oh, never mind! Next contest please. smile.gif

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Yeah, and Doc Ock vs. Superman? Please.

 

Well you have to be creative, I'm sure Doc Ock being a scientist is smart enough to create Kryptonite, can you say Fillet 'O Superman.

foreheadslap.gif

 

Yeah I'm sure Superman will give him time to create something that doesn't exist in the Marvel U.

 

Well I'm sure he'd last longer than Deathlock hi.gif

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Shouldn't there be "weight" classes or something?

 

Bullseye

 

Darkseid

 

 

I mean... why not just do the wonder twins versus superman? wink.gif What this system needs is weight classes... and salary caps... and a player's union... and...

 

stooges.gif

 

You never know, Darkseid could underestimate Bullseye, and..........oh, never mind! Next contest please. smile.gif

 

Okay, here's how Bullseye defeats Darkseid: Darkseid shoots his Omega beams, which in the comic books always seem to travel at about one foot per second (must be all that zigzagging they like to do), while Bullseye reaches for and grabs a shiny piece of metal/glass/whatever to throw in their path. Because he's Bullseye, he angles the throw perfectly so that the beams are reflected directly back at Darkseid, completely vaporizing the Apocalypse Lord.

 

Hey, it could happen! confused-smiley-013.gifinsane.gif

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Shouldn't there be "weight" classes or something?

 

Bullseye

 

Darkseid

 

 

I mean... why not just do the wonder twins versus superman? wink.gif What this system needs is weight classes... and salary caps... and a player's union... and...

 

stooges.gif

 

You never know, Darkseid could underestimate Bullseye, and..........oh, never mind! Next contest please. smile.gif

 

Okay, here's how Bullseye defeats Darkseid: Darkseid shoots his Omega beams, which in the comic books always seem to travel at about one foot per second (must be all that zigzagging they like to do), while Bullseye reaches for and grabs a shiny piece of metal/glass/whatever to throw in their path. Because he's Bullseye, he angles the throw perfectly so that the beams are reflected directly back at Darkseid, completely vaporizing the Apocalypse Lord.

 

Hey, it could happen! confused-smiley-013.gifinsane.gif

 

That reminds me of Gambit killing Collossus in the alternate X-Men universe with one charged card. foreheadslap.gif

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Yeah, and Doc Ock vs. Superman? Please.

 

Well you have to be creative, I'm sure Doc Ock being a scientist is smart enough to create Kryptonite, can you say Fillet 'O Superman.

foreheadslap.gif

 

Yeah I'm sure Superman will give him time to create something that doesn't exist in the Marvel U.

 

Well I'm sure he'd last longer than Deathlock hi.gif

yeahok.gif

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Yeah, and Doc Ock vs. Superman? Please.

 

Well you have to be creative, I'm sure Doc Ock being a scientist is smart enough to create Kryptonite, can you say Fillet 'O Superman.

foreheadslap.gif

 

Yeah I'm sure Superman will give him time to create something that doesn't exist in the Marvel U.

 

Well I'm sure he'd last longer than Deathlock hi.gif

yeahok.gif

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Yeah, and Doc Ock vs. Superman? Please.

 

Well you have to be creative, I'm sure Doc Ock being a scientist is smart enough to create Kryptonite, can you say Fillet 'O Superman.

foreheadslap.gif

 

Yeah I'm sure Superman will give him time to create something that doesn't exist in the Marvel U.

 

Well I'm sure he'd last longer than Deathlock hi.gif

yeahok.gif

screwy.gif
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Yeah, and Doc Ock vs. Superman? Please.

 

Well you have to be creative, I'm sure Doc Ock being a scientist is smart enough to create Kryptonite, can you say Fillet 'O Superman.

foreheadslap.gif

 

Yeah I'm sure Superman will give him time to create something that doesn't exist in the Marvel U.

 

Well I'm sure he'd last longer than Deathlock hi.gif

yeahok.gif

screwy.gif
sleeping.gif
confused-smiley-013.gif
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Yeah, and Doc Ock vs. Superman? Please.

 

Well you have to be creative, I'm sure Doc Ock being a scientist is smart enough to create Kryptonite, can you say Fillet 'O Superman.

foreheadslap.gif

 

Yeah I'm sure Superman will give him time to create something that doesn't exist in the Marvel U.

 

Well I'm sure he'd last longer than Deathlock hi.gif

yeahok.gif

screwy.gif
sleeping.gif
confused-smiley-013.gif
Christo_pull_hair.gif
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Shouldn't there be "weight" classes or something?

 

Bullseye

 

Darkseid

 

 

I mean... why not just do the wonder twins versus superman? wink.gif What this system needs is weight classes... and salary caps... and a player's union... and...

 

stooges.gif

Ever heard of the NCAA tournament? That Bullseye/Darkseid matchup is no different than maybe a Duke/Montana game. Get over it wink.gif

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There HAS to be overwhelming favorites, or else there'd be no point to a tournament. (i.e. Dark Phoenix & Darkseid). Both are probably the favorites to meet up in the Final. You gotta have favorites, that way theres more drama when an underdog knocks someone off. This isn't Boxing.

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Hey, could we do a misfits tournament next? Blue Beetle, Doughboy, D-man, Bucky, all the lame characters in a battle to see who can fumble their way into the finals.

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Yeah, and Doc Ock vs. Superman? Please.

 

Well you have to be creative, I'm sure Doc Ock being a scientist is smart enough to create Kryptonite, can you say Fillet 'O Superman.

foreheadslap.gif

 

Yeah I'm sure Superman will give him time to create something that doesn't exist in the Marvel U.

 

Well I'm sure he'd last longer than Deathlock hi.gif

yeahok.gif

screwy.gif
sleeping.gif
confused-smiley-013.gif
Christo_pull_hair.gif

 

Well I can see you two have added your usual insightful commentary. 27_laughing.gif

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Yeah, and Doc Ock vs. Superman? Please.

 

Well you have to be creative, I'm sure Doc Ock being a scientist is smart enough to create Kryptonite, can you say Fillet 'O Superman.

foreheadslap.gif

 

Yeah I'm sure Superman will give him time to create something that doesn't exist in the Marvel U.

 

Well I'm sure he'd last longer than Deathlock hi.gif

yeahok.gif

screwy.gif
sleeping.gif
confused-smiley-013.gif
Christo_pull_hair.gif

 

Well I can see you two have added your usual insightful commentary. 27_laughing.gif

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