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Important instructions for comic lovers to enjoying Superbowl wknd w Garth Ennis

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Real Elijah Snow

Real Elijah Snow

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Step 1) Get girlfriend and yourself cheap airfare from Atlanta to Baltimore.

Step 2) Meet up for dinner with Garth, Pruett, Lisa, Matt etc.

Step 3) Take seat at head of table and start barking orders at Aftershock employees because you are now the boss.

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Step 4) Go to crappy bar where Nickelback and Creed have apparently banged each other to create the ultimate suckfest band of all time. Leave said bar and go to the liquor store instead.

Step 5) Make Garth buy you a bottle of Jack because he's rich.

Step 6) Hang out at hotel til the wee hours and make girlfriend sit there watching you Garth and Pruett talk about Preacher, Hitman, TV shows, Punisher etc after drinking about a million beers.

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Step 6) Next day go to comic shop and talk (gauge the sanity of) people that spent the night in 20 degree weather in a tent so they could be at the front of the line for signing.

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Photo taken by Lisa in the middle of the night of the tent people.

 

Step 7) Buy some stuff at a nice discount from Third Eye including 1st Preacher tpb since the seven times you have lent your copy out you have never gotten it back. (Steve is the man. Seriously. Nicest dude ever.)

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(the hoard of super awesome Garth and Pruett fans infiltrating the shop)

 

Step 8) Eat seafood, get back on plane to Atlanta where girlfriend delightfully reads Preacher since she says that Garth is cool and she wants to know what the fuss is all about.

Step 9) Barely sleep, go to local Atlanta show at 6:30 am.

Step 10) Get home and nap on and off for the remainder of the day since football doesn't have a little box at the bottom of the screen constantly monitoring what the cheerleaders are doing, and you are still protesting this abysmal omission.

 

I sincerely hope this helps with your planning for next year's superbowl.

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