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A Few Good Parodies...

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s-man

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Wow.. must be really slow on the forum.

 

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Hey, it's either this or the Euro-flamewar. Take your pick. smirk.gif

 

 

Or this..

 

Were can I buy Mylars?

 

Do you think The Hulk could beat up Wolverine?

 

What is this thing called pressing?

 

Is Steve's ponytail real?.. or just an extension?

 

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King Borock: Hold your slabs, hold your grades. Sons of CGC, of the forums, my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would make you stop grading your books. A day may come when the abilities of newtsampson fail, when we forsake our dealers and break all comics out of slabs, but it is not this day. An hour of rampant pressing and undetectable colour touch, when the age of highgrade collecting comes crashing down, but it is not this day. This day we grade ! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand and submitt!*

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General Sampson Years ago, you served my father in the Slab Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the pressers. I regret that I am unable to present my father's Action Comics #1 submission to you in person; but my shipping form has fallen under the bed and my submission request to PCG has failed. I've placed information vital to the grading of the comic on the submission form of this grading request. Master Borock will know how to read it. You must see this submission safely delivered to Master Borock in Florida. This is our most valuable comic. Help me, Obi-Wan Sampson; you're my only hope.

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Dupcak the steady handed trimmer

had a very sharp cutting tool.

And if you ever saw him,

he'd pound you into a bloody pool.

 

All of the other graders

used to laugh and call him names.

They never let poor Dupcak

play in their slabbing games.

 

Then one foggy convention eve

Borock came to say:

"Dupcak with your Hammer like fists

please use your tools to cut your own wrists."

 

Then all the forumites laughed at him

as they began to thrill and joy bid,

But Dupcak called up eBay

and cried like a little kid.

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"Fanboys, whenever you see a dealer trimmin' a book...

Wherever a valuable key gets color touched...

Wherever there's a fight against overgrading raw books on ebay...

Look for me, fanboys...

I'll be there.

Wherever somebody's struggling for a hard-shelled case...

For a numerical grade or the color of interior pages...

Wherever somebody is strugglin' to grade...

Look in their eyes, fanboys,

You'll see me! You'll see me! YOU'LL SEE ME!"

 

-- Steve Borock

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Head Grader Borock: Who said that? Who the [#@$%!!!] said that? Who's the slimy little communist [#@$%!!!], twinkle-toed [#@$%!!!] down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy [#@$%!!!] godmother said it. Out-[#@$%!!!]-standing. I will PT you all until you [#@$%!!!] die. I'll PT you until your [#@$%!!!] are sucking buttermilk.

[grabs Newt Samson]

Head Grader Borock: Was it you, you scroungy little [#@$%!!!], huh?

Newt Samson: Sir, no Sir!

Head Grader Borock: You little piece of [#@$%!!!] you look like a [#@$%!!!] worm, I bet it was you.

Newt Samson: Sir, no Sir!

Paul Litch: Sir, I said it, Sir!

Head Grader Borock: Well, no [#@$%!!!]. What do we have here, a [#@$%!!!] comedian! Litch! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and [#@$%!!!] my sister!

[Head Grader Borock punches Litch in the stomach]

Head Grader Borock: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your [#@$%!!!]! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn proper page counts! I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Litch, you better un yourself before I unscrew your head and [#@$%!!!] down your neck!

Litch: Sir, Yes sir!

Head Grader Borock: Litch, why did you join my beloved CGC!

Litch: Sir, to grade, sir!

Head Grader Borock: So you're a grader!

Litch: Sir, yes sir!

Head Grader Borock: Then let me see your grading face!

Litch: [nervously] Sir?

Head Grader Borock: You got a grading face! ARRRRRRRRRGH! That's a grading face, let me see your grading face!

Litch: Ahhhh!

Head Grader Borock: [#@$%!!!], you didn't convince me, let me see your REAL grading face!

Litch: Ahhhhhh!

Head Grader Borock: You still don't scare me! Work on it!

Litch: Sir, yes sir!

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Head Grader Borock: Litch, why did you join my beloved CGC!

Litch: Sir, to grade, sir!

Head Grader Borock: So you're a grader!

Litch: Sir, yes sir!

Head Grader Borock: Then let me see your grading face!

Litch: [nervously] Sir?

Head Grader Borock: You got a grading face! ARRRRRRRRRGH! That's a grading face, let me see your grading face!

Litch: Ahhhh!

Head Grader Borock: [#@$%!!!], you didn't convince me, let me see your REAL grading face!

Litch: Ahhhhhh!

 

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Please sing to the theme of Cheers........cue the piano opening.

 

Dah.. da da da dah dunt dunt

 

 

 

Buying a comic in the world today, takes all the skill you've got.

 

To take away the fear of pressing , sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to make them pay?

(chorus)

Sometimes you want to know, who's involved in the pressing game.

It is not easy to place the blame.

 

You wanna be sure you can buy, comics that are the same

You wanna be sure that you know , all of the pressers names.

 

You really wish that CGC knew, what comics were pressed that day

You wanna go where everybody knows the game.

 

You really wish that CGC knew, what comics were pressed that day

 

You want to go where the comics are graded the same.

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Please sing to the theme of Cheers........cue the piano opening.

 

 

 

Buying a comic in the world today, takes all the skill you've got.

 

To take away the fear of pressing , sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to make them pay?

(chorus)

Sometimes you want to know, who's involved in the pressing game.

It is not easy to place the blame.

 

You wanna be sure you can buy, comics that are the same

You wanna be sure that you know , all of the pressers names.

 

You really wish that CGC knew, what comics were pressed that day

You wanna go where everybody knows the game.

 

You really wish that CGC knew, what comics were pressed that day

 

You want to go where the comics are graded the same.

 

Pure Genius

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