A Few Good Parodies...

[THE_BEYONDER]

Please sing to the theme of Cheers........cue the piano opening.

 

 

 

Buying a comic in the world today, takes all the skill you've got.

 

To take away the fear of pressing , sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to make them pay?

(chorus)

Sometimes you want to know, who's involved in the pressing game.

It is not easy to place the blame.

 

You wanna be sure you can buy, comics that are the same

You wanna be sure that you know , all of the pressers names.

 

You really wish that CGC knew, what comics were pressed that day

You wanna go where everybody knows the game.

 

You really wish that CGC knew, what comics were pressed that day

 

You want to go where the comics are graded the same.

 

Pure Genius

 

I concur.

[Ares]

A grading room. Concrete walls. One BARE BULB above, Borock standing directly beneath it. The guys mill around, finding partners. Everyone brims with eagerness, but tries to act cool. CHATTER gets LOUDER. Everyone spreads out, forming a circle, Borock at the center.

 

Litch(V.O.)

Every week, Borock gave the rules that he decided.

 

Borock

Gentlemen! Welcome to grade club.

 

CHATTER DIES. A couple of COUGHS, FEET SHUFFLING, then SILENCE. During the following, we see men putting on their rubber gloves tucking in their shirts. A man takes off his wedding ring and puts it in his pocket.

 

Borock

First rule of Grade club is -- you do not talk about Grade club.

Second rule of Grade club is -- you do not talk about Grade club.

Third rule of Grade club -- If someone yells Restoration, flashes the UV light , taps the spot and has succesffuly spotted the restoration, the round is over.

Fourth rule -- only two graders to a comic.

Fifth rule - one comic at a time fellows.

Sixth rule -- Pressing is restoration.

Seventh rule -- Grading competitions will go on as long as they have to.Even If nikos has to take it into quadruple overtime

The eighth and final rule -- if this is your first night at Grade club, you have to Grade a comic.

[s-man]

Is it NewtSampson or NortonSampson??

[Ze-man]

 

From last months parody thread... I guess you forgot, or missed this thread Ares

 

 

Please sing to the theme of Cheers........cue the piano opening.

 

Dah.. da da da dah dunt dunt

 

 

 

Buying a comic in the world today, takes all the skill you've got.

 

To take away the fear of pressing , sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to make them pay?

(chorus)

Sometimes you want to know, who's involved in the pressing game.

It is not easy to place the blame.

 

You wanna be sure you can buy, comics that are the same

You wanna be sure that you know , all of the pressers names.

 

You really wish that CGC knew, what comics were pressed that day

You wanna go where everybody knows the game.

 

You really wish that CGC knew, what comics were pressed that day

 

You want to go where the comics are graded the same.