Porn

[Mephisto]

To whomever is sending my Secret Santa gift, please remember that I am used to getting a side of porn with every package.

 

-- Joanna

 

I went all out for Secret Santa this year.

 

[Bronty]

everything except the x-men, huh?

[JoeRock]

Seems a fitting place to tell this story. Years ago when I was in Iraq, we used to get care packages all the time. This one particular package came from a church. All magazines, Sports Illustrated, Outdoor Life etc. But, amongst all those magazines, was a Hustler. Not to sound immature, but being out there and finding that, was truly a miracle....haha

[towards2112]

Damn, I need a cigarette now...

[exitmusicblue]

Seems a fitting place to tell this story. Years ago when I was in Iraq, we used to get care packages all the time. This one particular package came from a church. All magazines, Sports Illustrated, Outdoor Life etc. But, amongst all those magazines, was a Hustler. Not to sound immature, but being out there and finding that, was truly a miracle....haha

 

Hahahaha...

 

And of course, it has to be Oakland. All hail Oaktown.

[fmaz]

I definitely learned my lesson from last year : all items sent as part of my Secret Santa gift have been 100 percent guaranteed and certified "porn free".

 

[Aweandlorder]

To whomever is sending my Secret Santa gift, please remember that I am used to getting a side of porn with every package.

 

-- Joanna

 

testosterone overdose in 3... 2...

[rjpb]

Seems a fitting place to tell this story. Years ago when I was in Iraq, we used to get care packages all the time. This one particular package came from a church. All magazines, Sports Illustrated, Outdoor Life etc. But, amongst all those magazines, was a Hustler. Not to sound immature, but being out there and finding that, was truly a miracle....haha

 

Unitarian?

[lizards2]

So somebody sent some porn videos.. misguided gesture and strange thing to do but am I the only one who doesn't see the big deal here? If you don't like them toss them and move on

 

I was the guy who sent them to Joanna last year. I bought a bunch of books from eBay for her secret Santa, and immediately boxed em up for her, without taking them out of the Mylars. To my surprise, there was a surprise for her.

 

I never understood how you didn't notice the extra weight of those books with the CDs in them.

 

The books literally went from one box to another.

To my next SS recipient. I checked this time, so you're good.

[lizards2]

To whomever is sending my Secret Santa gift, please remember that I am used to getting a side of porn with every package.

 

-- Joanna

 

I went all out for Secret Santa this year.

 

Does that stuff make it easier to insert the slab? :shrug:

[Joanna]

I put labels on my SA comics giving story titles, character featured, number of pages, year and any other info*. Sure enough, I was looking through the stacks and came across a label that said, in bright red, "Now with more porn!" -- my note on the comic the CDs were found in. That reminded me and why I started the thread. Truth is, it didn't feel heavier than usual. Not sure why. I had to take it out and open the book to discover them.

 

Happy birthday, Oakman, you gave me a gift and a story -- double the fun!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*The detailed labels help me when I am looking for a new story to write about in my Spinner Rack column. I'm usually not that organized.

 

 

 

 

[nocutename]

So somebody sent some porn videos.. misguided gesture and strange thing to do but am I the only one who doesn't see the big deal here? If you don't like them toss them and move on

 

I was the guy who sent them to Joanna last year. I bought a bunch of books from eBay for her secret Santa, and immediately boxed em up for her, without taking them out of the Mylars. To my surprise, there was a surprise for her.

 

I never understood how you didn't notice the extra weight of those books with the CDs in them.

 

The books literally went from one box to another.

To my next SS recipient. I checked this time, so you're good.

 

That is crazy funny! The seller probably stuck them in as a little extra present. Unless they were a kids collect and that is where he hid his stash That would mean the dealer never did a page count.