I ate the new boards..... 0

[Get Marwood & I]

.....and I'm afraid to say that they didn't taste as nice as the old boards.

In fact, they made me feel quite queasy after a very short while and also made me break wind with alarming ferocity. I have to say the resulting stench was quite unpalatable.

Has anyone else had an adverse reaction after eating the new boards and, if so, did you break wind violently too?

Yes, on balance I think it's fair to say I do 'ate those new boards.

I think I'll stick with jellied eels.

Cor blimey love a duck.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited March 8, 2017 by Marwood & I
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[jsilverjanet]

Let me know how it comes out on the backend 

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48 minutes ago, jsilverjanet said:

Let me know how it comes out on the backend 

 

It went on forever. I had to chop it in half with an axe or my head would've hit the ceiling.  

[lizards2]

9 minutes ago, Marwood & I said:

58 minutes ago, jsilverjanet said:

Let me know how it comes out on the backend 

 

It went on forever. I had to chop it in half with an axe or my head would've hit the ceiling.  

Did you poke its eyes out, so it couldn't follow you home?

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4 minutes ago, lizards2 said:

Did you poke its eyes out, so it couldn't follow you home?

 

How did you know I wasn't at home? I tell you, the Manager at McDonalds was positively furious. 

[lizards2]

1 minute ago, Marwood & I said:

5 minutes ago, lizards2 said:

Did you poke its eyes out, so it couldn't follow you home?

 

How did you know I wasn't at home? I tell you, the Manager at McDonalds was positively furious. 

Guest scat-job.  They always appreciate that less than you'd think.

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7 minutes ago, lizards2 said:

Guest scat-job.  They always appreciate that less than you'd think.

 

Let's just say he didn't click on '❤ like this'

[Lazyboy]

 

[01TheDude]

the new boards... tis a silly place

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3 hours ago, 01TheDude said:

the new boards... tis a silly place

"A silly place you say...We shall see....."

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14 hours ago, Marwood & I said:

"A silly place you say...We shall see....."

 

""A silly place you say...We shall see....." you say...We shall see...."