Recognizable Mighty Powerful Lines.. Oh and Dranzer 2 2

[kav]

-for only Stanley Beamish, a weak and droopy daffodil, could take the special power pill!

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

1 minute ago, ADAMANTIUM said:

Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!

Go Ninja! Go Ninja! GO!

[ADAMANTIUM]

Get this thin off of me

You know that mistah, mistah lady? I think I just..er.... killed her...

 

 

[kav]

2 minutes ago, ADAMANTIUM said:

Get this thin off of me

You know that mistah, mistah lady? I think I just..er.... killed her...

 

 

You can do what you want!

[ADAMANTIUM]

Brakadoom!

[Buzzetta]

If @jaybuck43 could post he would contribute, “Cowabunga.”

Edited August 29, 2020 by Buzzetta

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

6 minutes ago, ADAMANTIUM said:

Get this thin off of me

You know that mistah, mistah lady? I think I just..er.... killed her...

 

 

Good one Shaggy.

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

1 hour ago, Buzzetta said:

If @jaybuck43 could post he would contribute, “Cowabunga.”

Oh if we are also doing absentee posts. Pretty sure

Jaraven7 / Icandothisallday

would probably say Whopper but contribute 

" Great Scott " 

Edited August 29, 2020 by onlyweaknesskryptonite
Make it more clear who I was referring to Sorry Jaybuck43

[ADAMANTIUM]

3 minutes ago, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

9 minutes ago, ADAMANTIUM said:

Get this thin off of me

You know that mistah, mistah lady? I think I just..er.... killed her...

 

 

Good one Shaggy.

Happy Gilmore when the air conditioner falls on the lady, ode to laugh 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

2 minutes ago, ADAMANTIUM said:

Happy Gilmore when the air conditioner falls on the lady, ode to laugh 

Adding some set up to the punchline.  I'll allow it. 

You can do it!

Edited August 29, 2020 by onlyweaknesskryptonite

[Buzzetta]

4 minutes ago, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

Oh if we are also doing absentee posts. Pretty sure I can do this all day would probably say Whopper but contribute 

" Great Scott " 

He’s on a vacation for the weekend.  So I tag him then text him links to things he cannot respond to.  Lol 😂 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

This one deserves two.

Can't Rain All The Time

Childhood's Over The Moment You Know You're Gonna Die...

[kav]

Is he strong?  Listen bub-he eats radio active grub-

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

Just now, Buzzetta said:

He’s on a vacation for the weekend.  So I tag him then text him links to things he cannot respond to.  Lol 😂 

Yeah. He got really heated and stewed on some comments. Decided to call me a bunch of names and got himself kicked. 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

1 minute ago, kav said:

Is he strong?  Listen bub-he eats radio active grub-

 

1 minute ago, kav said:

Is he strong?  Listen bub-he eats radio active grub-

Guess I wasn't the only one to double down.

[THE_BEYONDER]

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

[Buzzetta]

4 minutes ago, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

Yeah. He got really heated and stewed on some comments. Decided to call me a bunch of names and got himself kicked. 

Nope, it was his response to Roy in the ‘rona thread that was locked.  He screenshot the pulled post and texted it. 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, we are the entertainment for this afternoon. Now on the shotgun we've got my man Leroy. And on the cash register, we've got that magic fingers Rico.

And last but not least, yours truely, Frank, on the stick.

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

11 minutes ago, Buzzetta said:

Nope, it was his response to Roy in the ‘rona thread that was locked.  He screenshot the pulled post and texted it. 

Wish I screenshot the BTTF end. He got that one locked as well, which is where he kept tagging me and calling me GAY. Obviously he just ran out of replies. You could tell he was just ticked..

 

 

Needed to add a line to this one so..

You went full r3tard man, never go full r3tard

 

Edited August 29, 2020 by onlyweaknesskryptonite
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[ADAMANTIUM]

In the your entire answer of randomness, no where did you come close to a complete thought. I wish you well in this contest and may God have mercy on your soul!

A simple wrong would have been enough, but ok