The OFFICIAL Cornfield Library lounge area thread. Off topic posts are allowed! 16 16

[Cat]

On 6/2/2022 at 4:32 PM, Pitboss said:

Megatron in his senior years. 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/31/2022 at 4:53 PM, kav said:

from mechanics horror stories:

One lady had her car towed in because it was making weird noises. We checked a few basic things first, then started it to see what the noise sounded like and the exhaust system spit out a whole bunch of nasty sludge and smoke but wouldn't actually run.

Turns out, she thought the opening to add gas was the opening to add everything. When she first started having problems, she dumped oil, antifreeze, brake fluid, and windshield washer fluid in there to "make sure it wasn't running low on fluids."

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/31/2022 at 6:12 PM, kav said:

I went on a first date with a guy who was a class away from getting his doctorate in something. Date was going well and, trying to get to know him more, I asked about his work. I remember him saying he worked in a lab and then explained in detail about what he does.

He was very very smart and I had absolutely no clue what he was talking about. I told him flat out, in a polite way that I had no clue what he was talking about, but it sounded interesting. I remember that he then got this disgust/disappointment look on his face.

He then said, "I guess I have to dumb it down for you...you know how in South Park that scientist created a monkey with four butts just because? Well that's kinda what I do. I create things just because and learn from that. Do you understand now?"

At that point I was done. Just because I don't what you are doing, doesn't mean I am dumb. After that night he texted me a few times and I didn't respond. Finally he sent me one last one demanding to know why I wasn't responding and I said, "l guess I have to dumb it down for you...remember in South Park when Wendy doesn't want to date Stan anymore? So she ignores him?? This is what I'm doing. Do you understand now?"

Never heard from him again.

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/31/2022 at 4:39 PM, deadleg said:

 

On 5/31/2022 at 4:40 PM, Cat said:

If we did yours we'd end up on mine. 

Or are we not eating the hot dogs? 

Dont forget your condom mints.. 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/31/2022 at 6:14 PM, kav said:

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On 5/31/2022 at 6:15 PM, deadleg said:

Reminds me of this gem. 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/31/2022 at 6:21 PM, kav said:

[Galen130]

On 6/2/2022 at 10:46 AM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

Oh good, you're back.

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On 5/31/2022 at 7:00 PM, Cat said:

On 5/31/2022 at 7:12 PM, deadleg said:

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 6/2/2022 at 11:51 AM, Galen130 said:

Oh good, you're back.

[Galen130]

On 6/2/2022 at 10:54 AM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/31/2022 at 9:13 PM, jcjames said:

That's really not that impressive. Really only a 1 in 6 chance of picking the right card. 

 

On 5/31/2022 at 9:21 PM, MattTheDuck said:

Do you know one of the cards is already the right one?

On 5/31/2022 at 10:34 PM, jcjames said:

Yeah, either the red one or the black one! 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 6/2/2022 at 11:56 AM, Galen130 said:

 

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On 5/31/2022 at 9:22 PM, MattTheDuck said:

I'm going to be honest here and say, depending on what we're doing when she gets that thing home, I'm not criticizing her for this.

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 6/1/2022 at 5:12 AM, Pitboss said:

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On 6/1/2022 at 6:54 AM, Cat said:

Pluto's got quite the kill-count. 

 

Still not as many as Big Bird.

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 6/1/2022 at 6:56 AM, Cat said:

THEY'RE HUMAN FEMURS, PEOPLE. WAKE UP AND LOOK AT WHAT THIS DOG IS CAPABLE OF. 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 6/2/2022 at 1:32 AM, Pitboss said:

Spoiler

 

[kav]

On 6/2/2022 at 9:50 AM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

[jcjames]

On 6/2/2022 at 10:19 AM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

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