The OFFICIAL Cornfield Library lounge area thread. Off topic posts are allowed! 16 16

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[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 7/29/2022 at 11:49 PM, D84 said:

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 7/29/2022 at 11:50 PM, Cat said:

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[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

Used this image so many times. I laughed when I actually found a newsstand cheap.

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[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 7/29/2022 at 11:57 PM, Cat said:

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[jcjames]

On 7/29/2022 at 8:25 PM, kav said:

I didnt win the 1.2 billion but I won $2-the price of the ticket.  I got the megaball number.   

can you get a refund if ticket doesnt win jackpot since technically its "defective"?  @jaybuck43

I was gonna buy buzz an action #1 plus pay you off if I won.

 

Customer: "I wanna play lottery."

Cashier: "Costs two bucks."

Customer: {Slaps two bucks on the counter}

Cashier: "Pick a number from 1 to 300 million. "

Customer: "Umm... 58,404,917"

Cashier: "Nope." {grabs the cash} "Wanna try again?"

Customer: "Sure." {slaps another two bucks on the counter}

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Edited July 30, 2022 by jcjames

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[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 7/30/2022 at 12:07 AM, Cat said:

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 7/30/2022 at 12:12 AM, Cat said:

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[Cat]

On 7/30/2022 at 3:09 PM, jcjames said:

Customer: "I wanna play lottery."

Cashier: "Costs two bucks."

Customer: {Slaps two bucks on the counter}

Cashier: "Pick a number from 1 to 300 million. "

Customer: "Umm... 58,404,917"

Cashier: "Nope." {grabs the cash} "Wanna try again?"

Customer: "Sure." {slaps another two bucks on the counter}

.....

 

 

[jcjames]

Yea verily, ye that holdeth the Cicada Stick Of Wisdom shalt be endowed with such Wisdom of which ye shall not have had at a time prior to the grasping of it, lest ye have grasped it once before, for such Wisdom is beyond mortal understanding without ye having grasped the Cicada Stick Of Wisdom. It is so.

[ADAMANTIUM]

On 7/30/2022 at 10:21 AM, jcjames said:

Yea verily, ye that holdeth the Cicada Stick Of Wisdom shalt be endowed with such Wisdom of which ye shall not have had at a time prior to the grasping of it, lest ye have grasped it once before, for such Wisdom is beyond mortal understanding without ye having grasped the Cicada Stick Of Wisdom. It is so.

I can hear them now  

[jcjames]

On 7/29/2022 at 9:20 PM, Cat said:

So the conversion formula is:

2,000 ferrets = 1 Chrysler building

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Metric or Imperial ferrets? 

[kav]

mike mike mike-

[MattTheDuck]

What is that in cubits?

[kav]

On 7/30/2022 at 11:17 AM, Cat said:

Metric or Imperial ferrets? 

I dont know-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!