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[jcjames]

FRIDAY!!!!!!!

[ADAMANTIUM]

[MattTheDuck]

On 8/5/2022 at 11:46 AM, ADAMANTIUM said:

Chris Evans got a chance at the role of Captain America after screen tests with the original actor did not go well.

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

[jcjames]

On 8/5/2022 at 11:46 AM, ADAMANTIUM said:

Looks like they tried to sweep the leg. 

Sick burn! 

 

 

 

[kav]

Judge Judy:
"He was harassing me!"
"How was he harassing you?"
"He kept asking for his money back"

[kav]

Why do they call salt and vinegar chips salt and vinegar chips? Of course there's salt. Theyre chips. Other chips arent called salt and bbq, salt and sour cream and onion, salt and cheddar etc so WTF.

[kav]

[DR.X]

On 8/5/2022 at 2:50 PM, kav said:

Judge Judy:
"He was harassing me!"
"How was he harassing you?"
"He kept asking for his money back"

Like the saying goes, want to see how fast a person can run, lend them money.

[kav]

On 8/5/2022 at 12:57 PM, DR.X said:

Like the saying goes, want to see how fast a person can run, lend them money.

people always forget when you loaned 'em money but they NEVER forget when they loan you money.
"Oh golly it slipped my mind"

[jcjames]

On 8/5/2022 at 12:50 PM, kav said:

Judge Judy:
"He was harassing me!"
"How was he harassing you?"
"He kept asking for his money back"

Fastest Judge Judy Case:

Idjiot accused of stealing girl's wallet: "I didn't do it"

Judge Judy to victim: "What was in the wallet?"

Victim: "It was 50 bucks, my ID, gift cards, my earpiece and..."

Idjiot: "There was no earpiece in her wallet."

  

 

 

[kav]

On 8/5/2022 at 1:27 PM, jcjames said:

Fastest Judge Judy Case:

Idjiot accused of stealing girl's wallet: "I didn't do it"

Judge Judy to victim: "What was in the wallet?"

Victim: "It was 50 bucks, my ID, gift cards, my earpiece and..."

Idjiot: "There was no earpiece in her wallet."

  

 

 

saw that

[1950's war comics]

On 8/5/2022 at 3:59 PM, kav said:

people always forget when you loaned 'em money but they NEVER forget when they loan you money.
"Oh golly it slipped my mind"

[Comics4All]

On 8/5/2022 at 3:53 PM, kav said:

Why do they call salt and vinegar chips salt and vinegar chips? Of course there's salt. Theyre chips. Other chips arent called salt and bbq, salt and sour cream and onion, salt and cheddar etc so WTF.

Chip Burn!

[kav]

On 8/5/2022 at 4:00 PM, Comics4All said:

Chip Burn!

Gloxum!

[Comics4All]

On 8/5/2022 at 7:08 PM, kav said:

Gloxum!

Mxyplyzyk!

[Dr. Balls]

On 8/5/2022 at 3:20 PM, 1950's war comics said:

That girl is a multi-millionaire and looks nothing like that anymore - it’s crazy. 

[kav]

On 8/5/2022 at 4:10 PM, Comics4All said:

Mxyplyzyk!

Maybe if we get axe elf to say 'muxolg'-he'll go back to his own dimension?
@onlyweaknesskryptonite-your thoughts.

[Pitboss]

On 8/5/2022 at 2:53 PM, kav said:

Why do they call salt and vinegar chips salt and vinegar chips? Of course there's salt. Theyre chips. Other chips arent called salt and bbq, salt and sour cream and onion, salt and cheddar etc so WTF.

I love seasalt & vinegar chips 

[kav]

On 8/5/2022 at 4:18 PM, Pitboss said:

I love seasalt & vinegar chips 

sick burn on kav!