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The OFFICIAL Cornfield Library lounge area thread. Off topic posts are allowed!
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On 8/30/2022 at 11:44 PM, kav said:

So you have a spider man comic for me?
Yes sir I do!
whats it about?
Well its about spider man-people love spider man!
They sure do-is it about anything else?
Not really no
Oh really?
Yes he doesnt fight anyone or anything.
Huh.
But it has a little kid!!
Little kids are TIGHT!
Uh-
Uh-
Whoops.
Whoopsie!
So anyway its about this little kid that loves spider man and one night spider man comes in his room.
I feel like thats kinda creepy tho-and illegal.
Yes sir it is!
So what else happens?
Well, nothing really 'happens' exactly.
I kinda feel like something should happen tho.
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
But spider man talks to the kid!
And the parents dont hear any of this?
No sir they dont!
I kinda feel like they would.
I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this.
Ok lemme get off that thing!
So anyway the kid asks him his secret identity!
And spider man doesnt tell him because that would be stupid, right?
He tells him!
Was it hard for the kid to get him to tell his secret identity?
No it was super easy-barely an inconvenience.
Oh really?  So how does the kid get him to tell his secret identity?
He asks him-TWICE!
Wow that was easy.
Yes so, thats about it-what do you think?
Well it kinda feels like its not really a story tho.
But people love spider man!
I kinda feel like they would love this story even more if something happened tho.
Well sir I could do the thing where the kid is sick or something
Oh sick kids are TIGHT!
Uh-
So what kind of sick are we talking about here?
Well cancer is always good-
Uh-
Uh-ok that didnt come out right-
No, no it didnt.
Also if we put 'im in a cancer clinic with a brick wall that says 'cancer clinic' so everyone knows its a cancer clinic and also then we dont have the parents not hearing and stuff.
Good point ok lets do that!
Done!  we could also have the kid laughing about Jameson paying peter to take pictures of himself!
I kinda feel like a kid wouldnt know the name of the publisher of a newspaper tho.  I mean do you know the publisher of the local paper?
Uh-
Get off your back about this?
Yes!!!

MIke-

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Everybody, let's all be supportive of @onlyweaknesskryptonite through this difficult and trying time. And talk positively to him so he doesn't realise the terrible, terrible danger he's in. 

YOU'RE DOING JUST FINE, OWK! 

 

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On 8/31/2022 at 11:55 AM, D84 said:

Not if you are a dog.

I get a kick out of the doggy, "peanut butter box is here!" commercial, but I don't know if you're local enough to have seen it.

But True Dat!

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On 8/31/2022 at 4:57 AM, Cat said:

Everybody, let's all be supportive of @onlyweaknesskryptonite through this difficult and trying time. And talk positively to him so he doesn't realise the terrible, terrible danger he's in. 

YOU'RE DOING JUST FINE, OWK! 

 

He's done for.  

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On 8/31/2022 at 11:59 AM, MattTheDuck said:

Does it seem to you as though posters are becoming less and less able to distinguish between praise and criticism?  You'll post something in response like "I agree - that's a great point" and they'll come back with "Why do you think I'm wrong?"

Did it fully the past week, have the t shirt and the jeopardy winnings as proof. I blame Halloween 😭💔🎃 buewhwhwwhhahahahah

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On 8/31/2022 at 10:59 AM, MattTheDuck said:

Does it seem to you as though posters are becoming less and less able to distinguish between praise and criticism?  You'll post something in response like "I agree - that's a great point" and they'll come back with "Why do you think I'm wrong?"

Not at all.  I disagree with your opinion because it's false and not the truth.  Even more so, it's a complete fabrication.

Wait, what are we talking about???

:roflmao:

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On 8/31/2022 at 11:03 AM, ADAMANTIUM said:

But seriously the pressure of the holidays sprang early for me this year.

My only guess as to a "why?"

Can't answer the why for ya.  I, myself, don't get pressured.  I just don't care for them because of how people act....worse than they normally do.  I don't even like driving around during the holidays. :facepalm:

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On 8/31/2022 at 12:04 PM, Galen130 said:

Not at all.  I disagree with your opinion because it's false and not the truth.  Even more so, it's a complete fabrication.

Wait, what are we talking about???

:roflmao:

:makepoint: 

Spoiler

lol:foryou: 

 

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