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[kav]

On 9/9/2022 at 4:25 PM, Comics4All said:

Mitchell-

spelin' 

[ADAMANTIUM]

On 9/9/2022 at 6:45 PM, kav said:

spelin' 

Mistletoe

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 9/8/2022 at 5:38 PM, ADAMANTIUM said:

from the lights

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 9/8/2022 at 6:07 PM, kav said:

On 9/8/2022 at 6:09 PM, Pitboss said:

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 9/8/2022 at 8:31 PM, D84 said:

No. Point at her and say "I knew you were lying."

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 9/9/2022 at 6:49 PM, ADAMANTIUM said:

Mistletoe

[kav]

On 9/9/2022 at 6:49 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 9/8/2022 at 7:44 PM, kav said:

"Whats wrong?"

"Nothing"

YOU ARE DOOMED

On 9/8/2022 at 8:20 PM, D84 said:

Words from experience...

When she says "nothing" don't say "bull."

Instead, say "okay" and act like nothing is wrong. You'll find out the problem in less than a minute. 

On 9/8/2022 at 8:23 PM, kav said:

and whatever you do dont say I thought you said nothing was wrong.

On 9/8/2022 at 8:31 PM, kav said:

and add "As usual"
 

then when she explodes say calm down-

On 9/8/2022 at 8:33 PM, D84 said:

Actually, say "You know, this is why your Dad left your Mom."

On 9/8/2022 at 8:59 PM, MattTheDuck said:

Or, "You remind me of my ex-wife."

On 9/8/2022 at 9:01 PM, kav said:

Other things you can say to wifes to make em calm:
what is it now?
moist (for some reason women HATE that word)
actually, thats not a word
listen-
thats pretty good for a woman
 

You aren't going out looking like that are you?

Ad hominem. 

My ex was right about you.

Your ex was right about you.

If you got into a battle of wits with a stone, the stone would win.

I told you so.

Do they make that in your size?

Your girlfriends agree with me. 

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 9/9/2022 at 8:53 PM, kav said:

 

 

[kav]

On 9/9/2022 at 6:57 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

Ad hominem. 

Gloxum?

[kav]

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 9/9/2022 at 9:00 PM, kav said:

Gloxum?

I don't remember waht dey gv me. Is gd tho.. as you can tell from me typing out those "she definitely gonna bring the pain" responses. 

At least yesterdays surgery went well. Next will not be till November 10th.. 

Man am I groggy in pain but happy those are behind me.. 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 9/9/2022 at 9:04 PM, kav said:

[kav]

On 9/9/2022 at 7:14 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

I don't remember waht dey gv me. Is gd tho.. as you can tell from me typing out those "she definitely gonna bring the pain" responses. 

At least yesterdays surgery went well. Next will not be till November 10th.. 

Man am I groggy in pain but happy those are behind me.. 

YOU DONT REMEMBER GLOXUM???????????????????

[kav]

On 9/9/2022 at 7:14 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

I don't remember waht dey gv me. Is gd tho.. as you can tell from me typing out those "she definitely gonna bring the pain" responses. 

 

@Comics4All

Uh-

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 9/9/2022 at 9:15 PM, kav said:

YOU DONT REMEMBER GLOXUM???????????????????

Definitely remember that. Window lickers..

Don't remember the name of the drugs they put me on.  

[kav]

On 9/9/2022 at 7:17 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

Definitely remember that. Window lickers..

Don't remember the name of the drugs they put me on.  

 

they might be givin ya Gloxumite-

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 9/9/2022 at 9:16 PM, kav said:

@Comics4All

Uh-

[kav]

[kav]

On 9/9/2022 at 7:18 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said: