The OFFICIAL Cornfield Library lounge area thread. Off topic posts are allowed! 16 16

[Comics4All]

On 11/7/2022 at 10:00 AM, ADAMANTIUM said:

@Comics4All

Sentence?

naw, but looks tasty!

[kav]

On 11/7/2022 at 7:00 AM, ADAMANTIUM said:

@Comics4All

Sentence?

mr goodbar took mrs clarkbar behind the powerhouse-

[Cat]

On 11/8/2022 at 4:33 AM, kav said:

mr goodbar took mrs clarkbar behind the powerhouse-

He unwrapped his mighty Kit Kat. Using a Mars Bars wrapper, he...... 

[kav]

On 11/7/2022 at 5:46 PM, Cat said:

He unwrapped his mighty Kit Kat. Using a Mars Bars wrapper, he...... 

 

[kav]

Ladies and gentleman skinny and scout
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about
The admission is free so pay at the door
Now pull out a chair and sit on the floor

On one bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other

The blind man came to see fair play
The mute man came to shout hooray
The deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to stop those two dead boys

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block
In a two story house on a vacant lot
A man with no legs came walking by
And kicked the lawman in his thigh

He crashed through a wall without making a sound
Into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned
A long black hearse came to cart him away
But he ran for his life and is still gone today

I watched from the corner of the table
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable
If you doubt my lies are true
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too

[kav]

Amin in there too?

[Cat]

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 10/30/2022 at 1:15 PM, MattTheDuck said:

Winners don't hear words like "no" or "stop!"

 

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 11/7/2022 at 9:43 PM, kav said:

Amin in there too?

Yep.  With Amphoman..

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 11/7/2022 at 7:51 PM, kav said:

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 10/30/2022 at 4:02 PM, Galen130 said:

Bah.  No surfing in Colorado…unless you’re inhaling a certain product. 🤣🤣🤣

They call it snowboarding there.. 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 10/30/2022 at 10:17 PM, jcjames said:

On 10/30/2022 at 10:18 PM, jcjames said:

On 10/30/2022 at 10:18 PM, jcjames said:

On 10/30/2022 at 10:19 PM, jcjames said:

On 10/30/2022 at 10:19 PM, jcjames said:

How to catch @kav

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 10/31/2022 at 9:39 PM, Pitboss said:

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 11/1/2022 at 1:29 PM, kav said:

Also.

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[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 11/1/2022 at 7:57 PM, kav said:

arm hella buffed after shoulder surgery @onlyweaknesskryptonite

Seriously though. 

I take it that this means all went well? 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 11/1/2022 at 11:24 PM, jcjames said:

On 11/1/2022 at 8:02 PM, kav said:

super serim

 

On 11/1/2022 at 10:05 PM, Cat said:

I so want to change that last word. 

 

On 11/1/2022 at 7:33 PM, ADAMANTIUM said:

Sticky stuff, young man's game!

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 11/1/2022 at 11:28 PM, kav said:

my sutures startin to itch @onlyweaknesskryptonite

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 11/2/2022 at 7:42 AM, Cat said:

Somewhere there's some unhappy beavers...

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 11/2/2022 at 5:17 PM, Cat said:

On 11/2/2022 at 4:25 PM, ADAMANTIUM said:

, but that's neither here nor there.

 

Then where is it? 

 

*pet peeve, I hate that saying, sorry Addy

It was here.. 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 11/2/2022 at 7:12 PM, Cat said:

We just had this giant swarm of bees in the front yard. The noise they made was incredible. They seem to have settled at the neighbours', which is good. They're not very nice people, so a huge swarm of bees out front will do them some good, I'm sure. 

On 11/2/2022 at 8:33 PM, kav said:

bees swarm and leave them alone-they will move on.  they will not  bother anybody.