Iron *Fist* move over... we have a new superhero in town

[Fan4Fan]

Iron Crotch is here!

 

[Timulty]

Obiviously, this guy has not dated some of the gals I have.

[Ringfinger]

Whoa!

[nik]

Yikes

[joe_collector]

Obiviously, this guy has not dated some of the gals I have.

 

Personally, I think a blow-up dolll would last about 2 milliseconds with that guy.

[Darthdiesel]

 

I wonder how I can join up with this Qigong gang? I love how the master has an assistant to "kick him between the legs" just to get him fired up

[Timulty]

They call that "Kick Starting" and it totally normal. You see a mans crotch is a sensitive area but sometimes, they suffer from "Balls of Steel" which makes the man's crotch rather numb. This is also referred to as "Numb Nuts". A little kick in the crotch, helps to get things going. It feels like a pleasant tickle.

 

Think South Park here folks.

[Excelsior!-migration]

Makes a person wonder how he found out he has such a talent.

[Timulty]

Well, actually, Indian Fakirs have been doing this sort of thing for centuries. Probably, his martial arts training was an outcropping of that.

[divad]

Makes a person wonder how he found out he has such a talent.

 

What? You mean you don't tie your Qigong to a pickup truck on a regular basis?

[tilleycs]

Think South Park here folks.

 

You mean they were playing Ro-Sham-Bo?

[Timulty]

Yeah, that one fits in with this thread quite nicely. I was thinking about the episode where the boys were dropping off a porno to a video store. Favorite line:

 

"So, a man being spanked by midgets, covered in thousand island dressing. That is making love?"

[Hobo]

Makes a person wonder how he found out he has such a talent.

 

What? You mean you don't tie your Qigong to a pickup truck on a regular basis?

 

Not tie, no.

 

You see, the tail-pipe's tighter than my X-Wife.

[slab_em-migration]

Think South Park here folks.

 

You mean they were playing Ro-Sham-Bo?

 

Rochambeau

[kidcolt]

Thanks God the article didn't include pictures.

[Rocketeer]

 

I wonder how I can join up with this Qigong gang? I love how the master has an assistant to "kick him between the legs" just to get him fired up

 

...first you need a [embarrassing lack of self control],....

[uclapeterg]

Makes a person wonder how he found out he has such a talent.

 

What? You mean you don't tie your Qigong to a pickup truck on a regular basis?

 

ummm, no. at least not this week.

[B-Smooth]

no sir....I wanna see that! Iron Kok. Ha ha, Would it even be useful if stretched that much?

[Timulty]

Well, a lot of the stretching involves integument and tendon. You could seriously harm you ability to slam the love monkey, if you were not properly trained. I have heard, this allows the corpus cavernosa to engorge with more blood but I am not entirely convinced. The last Semi I pulled out of a ditch this way, did nothing for me.

[B-Smooth]

sure, tiny.