Punchlines

[PovertyRow]

Joanna has pointed the way to creative writing on the boards. I picked this book up at Wondercon today and as soon as I saw it I had a punchline. Thought it would be fun to come up with punchlines for some of the covers that strike us. (God I can see where this could lead but willing to try!

 

This is intended for everyone to add their punchlines to! Not just me.

 

So here is my first:

 

Elvis and Priscilla realize he will never play guitar again!

[ArAich]

"Elvis! How many times have I told you? Brush your hands before coming to bed!"

[PovertyRow]

Araich! But with your collection, you've got to have some worthy ones yourself!

[PovertyRow]

Another Wondercon purchase. Did not see the punchline until I was putting it in new mylar.

 

Having lost it all on a full house, Elvis is reduced to playing "air guitar".

 

[PovertyRow]

AM I alone here? Well, shall persist!

 

Another Wondercon buy too.

 

How many times do I have to say NO STARCH???!!!

[COI]

Seriously baby, I don't have crabs!

[PovertyRow]

No no no! You have to scan your OWN books and come up with your OWN punchlines!

[PovertyRow]

 

I SWEAR this is the last blind date Kathy sets up for me!

[Mushroom]

 

 

I think we can skip the foreplay tonight.....