I Got hosed And still have the Water Stains to Prove it!! Marvel Spotlight #5

[Joanna]

That's very interesting Joanna as well as extremely hypocritical. You're literary "masterpiece" Crisis on Infinite Message Boards is a veritable litany of defamation against Comic-Keys, in fact, the only reason it was probably undertaken.

 

You flatter me -- it's far from a masterpiece.

 

There was one mention of the name comic-keys in the the first sentence, but nothing else since then, so I'm not sure how it can be construed as a "litany of defamation". I didn't actually say anything about c-k at all, in fact. It's about fictional characters, doing fictional things in a make-believe setting. Surely you are aware that the entire story is fiction, aren't you? You don't actually believe that all the forum members are being irradiated and turned into superheroes, do you? It's all make-believe, based on nothing, and about nothing other than some silly storytelling.

 

How truly luck we are to have a poet lauriette on the Forum.

 

There's no poetry involved, either.

 

As for why it was undertaken, you've erred there, as well. MajorKhaos posted a thread idea I thought would be fun. I undertook it, as you say, for that reason alone: to have some fun. Nothing sinister, defamatory or machiavellian, I assure you. Just some forum hijinks. When you've been around longer you'll understand that sometimes we do silly things to amuse ourselves.

 

 

[BlackShotzy-migration]

More posturing, little lamb chop! With you there and me here, of course you realize that all of your jawing, threatening, and finger waving means nothing. You DO realize that, don't you?

 

All of your cute pictures from your personal self-flaggellatory porno stash that you post and say is me, means nothing either. You know that, I hope?

 

It would be indeed interesting to see if you would be equally profane, threatening and verbose with the distance closed between you and a target of your useless verbal assaults.... say 1 or 2 feet.

 

I'll bet that you'd suddenly lose your taste for cursing people out and bullying under those circumstance, just like most "internet warriors".

 

You're VERY impressive on the net, Doyle. Hell, I'm impressed. Is everyone else impressed with how courageous Doyle is? Can you do it exactly like you do here..but IN PERSON??? Curious.

[BachelorOfComix]

More posturing, little lamb chop! With you there and me here, of course you realize that all of your jawing, threatening, and finger waving means nothing. You DO realize that, don't you?

 

All of your cute pictures from your personal self-flaggellatory porno stash that you post and say is me, means nothing either. You know that, I hope?

 

It would be indeed interesting to see if you would be equally profane, threatening and verbose with the distance closed between you and a target of your useless verbal assaults.... say 1 or 2 feet.

 

I'll bet that you'd suddenly lose your taste for cursing people out and bullying under those circumstance, just like most "internet warriors".

 

You're VERY impressive on the net, Doyle. Hell, I'm impressed. Is everyone else impressed with how courageous Doyle is? Can you do it exactly like you do here..but IN PERSON??? Curious.

Yo maybe you can entice him into meeting you with that sack of cash.

[doyle033]

oohhh how tough. i guess you really got me there. one to two feet you say? well i am pretty frightened now. funny though, for all your chicken-chested beating, how many of the other numerous forum posters have you threatened? and how are they doing now? Thats what i thought tough guy. and who does the finger waving and jaw flapping? why, you do, of course. I would say that about 100% of all the personal threats on this board have come from... you. and you have actually done... (big shock) NOTHING (except for get banned a few times, but that doesnt stop you from popping back in like the annoying Gnat that you are!)

yea one to two feet... whatever.

lotsa talk from a habitual liar.

[Bugaboo-migration]

[BlackShotzy-migration]

Another internet warrior feeling all snug and safe lashing out from behind his monitor, eh Doyle? All of you want a piece of me, right? Where are you? I'm here and you're all there and none of you have made one effort to accept my numerous invitations.

 

I've even offered to pay for the plane fare to bring you right to me so you can repeat all that is said here. To give you the pleasure to repeat your bologna to my face. Test your courage. Where are you Doyle? Where are all of you? Isn't there one person with some pits to carry out what you'd all like to do? Smash my face? Don't any one of you want to give it a whirl?

 

I mean, let's be honest. That's what you'd really like Doyle, isn't it. To be able to beat me unconscious. Why not give it a try? It won't cost you anything. I'll pay your planefare. Why would you decline your chance since I'm such a little chicken chested nothing and it would be a walk in the park for you to carry out your desires and threats? Afraid that you'll be reduced to a Tapioca pudding like consistancy? Is that what's hanging you up here?

 

How about any 5 of you at the same time? That should help. Having the odds in your favor 5 to 1. More fun for me. Problem is, who would hide behind who? C'mon, everyone with a vendetta, let's stop talking about it and DO this thing once and for all instead of y'all just threatening and cursing me.

[BachelorOfComix]