Andrew, the funniest thing is that you make these statements that you "know the size of my testicles", blah blah blah, 5' 5", wearing a thong, etc. etc., ad nauseum as if you could possibly KNOW having NEVER seen, or met me and other insufficiently_thoughtful_persons find amusement and believe it or not "truth" in what you're spouting off the top of your head.
I based my analysis of your physique form your Avatar, and from what you related to me in emails when you sought my help to put on some MUCH NEEDED muscle.
225 lbs. at 6 feet tall is SKELETAL as a bodybuilder, trust me. A JOKE!! You consider yourself a "big doggie" at 6'0" 225???
Now, you say over and over that I'm "afraid of you". THIS is suposedly true because you say it? Everything you say is based on NOTHING. I'm going by WHAT YOU TOLD ME of your physique PLUS the picture I saw that looks like more of a long-distance runner/ POW camp physique than a bodybuilder / bouncer.
Why do you work as a bouncer? Do you enjoy physical conflict? If so, why do you put ME down for it, if I like to spar as often as possible against multiple people?
You're obviously NOT very good at being a bouncer or these people wouldn't have had their way with you, are you?
Then you write me a private email telling me that even as we speak, your girlfriend is performing oral sex on your whipped cream covered private parts? That's absolutely fantastic!!!
If she can even find it under the whipped cream, she deserves 3 merit badges. One for finding it, one for dogged determination, and another for advanced procedures and techniques in miniaturization!
Good night, Tom Thumb!!!