Ode to the Melons

[jediknight]

This seller has read these boards and gone and removed the giant melons. We're all done for.

 

There are still a couple wanabees but not the real deals anymore.

 

http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZcaptwhizQQhtZ-1

[jokersrevenge]

that supergirl is brande roderick....I posted her in the babe test...

[MutantKeys]

http://boards.collectors-society.com/sho...e=1#Post1333823

[joe_collector]

This seller has read these boards and gone and removed the giant melons. We're all done for.

 

Would you please stop posting this SPAM in Comics General, and take it to Marketplace.

 

At first I assumed you were a dateless geek who was infatuated with porn stars and models, but with this post, you've demonstrated that you're just hawking his goods.

 

So take it to the EBay Marketplace.

[jediknight]

 

 

At first I assumed you were a dateless geek who was infatuated with porn stars and models, but with this post, you've demonstrated that you're just hawking his goods.

 

So take it to the EBay Marketplace.

 

Joe, Maybe talking about females in such a way turns you off. Clearly, the consequence of your phallic stage has led you in a different direction. I will not rub your face in the dirt because you are, I'm sure, a good person.

 

I only hope that you understand that I'm not an Adam and Steve type. The jediknight is Adam and Eve all the way! IT'S FLOPPY SAGGIN' TIME!!!!

[joe_collector]

Joe, Maybe talking about females in such a way turns you off.

 

Actually, I do not care what kind of porn-loving, stunted-growth, dateless nerd you are, but I would appreciate it if you would stop SPAMMING the boards with the EBAY AUCTIONS of some dweeb who's probably paying you to do so.

 

It's not the girls (although that is entering into super nerd territory, BTW), but the fact that you consistently break the forums rules, and promote and advertise this guy's EBay auctions in a totally inappropriate forum, rather than in Marketplace.

 

Personally, I don't understand why you haven't received a strike yet.

[MutantKeys]

Man the love on these boards..

[jediknight]

Joe, you are a bigot and a racist, and extremely self righteous. I'm so glad you aren't the president. I'd hate to work under you. I'll bet you make a lot of coworkers angry and bitter. You have been on my a few times now and I've not responded. Cut your BS and collect comics. I can't believe you haven't gotten any strikes yet either.

[Psiknight]

Joe, you are a bigot and a racist, and extremely self righteous. I'm so glad you aren't the president. I'd hate to work under you. I'll bet you make a lot of coworkers angry and bitter. You have been on my a few times now and I've not responded. Cut your BS and collect comics. I can't believe you haven't gotten any strikes yet either.

 

Has Joe actually ever said anything racist? Bigoted maybe...at least in that he's intolerant at times.

[joe_collector]

How much is this guy paying you to constantly SPAM his EBay auctions in Comics General?

[joe_collector]

Has Joe actually ever said anything racist?

 

Nah, and that's a pretty whacked statement. I'd be first in line AGAINST any racist comments, but Jedi's vocabulary is apparently the equal of his sexual experience.

 

 

Limited, very, very limited.

[mica]

Joe, you are a bigot and a racist, and extremely self righteous.

Please show us these racist posts. Otherwise don't call anyone a racist.

 

You've got a problem with Joe_C. Fine. But don't level any racist charge at anyone.

 

Sure he shouldn't have used the phrase dateless geek, but that ain't racist.

[FatComicMafia]

Agreed , I'm with Joe here.

[MutantKeys]

Joe, you are a bigot and a racist, and extremely self righteous.

Please show us these racist posts. Otherwise don't call anyone a racist.

 

You've got a problem with Joe_C. Fine. But don't level any racist charge at anyone.

 

Sure he shouldn't have used the phrase dateless geek, but that ain't racist.

 

[joe_collector]

How to know when you've gone way too far in trying to win an argument:

 

Forum members start taking my side.

[OldGuy]

Joe, you are a bigot and a racist, and extremely self righteous.

Please show us these racist posts. Otherwise don't call anyone a racist.

 

You've got a problem with Joe_C. Fine. But don't level any racist charge at anyone.

 

Sure he shouldn't have used the phrase dateless geek, but that ain't racist.

 

Yea, just because he's a [embarrassing lack of self control] sucking, mother [embarrassing lack of self control], major league [embarrassing lack of self control] with a mean streak as long as my [embarrassing lack of self control] and twice as thick doesn’t make him a racist, it just makes him one of us.

[OldGuy]

How to know when you've gone way too far in trying to win an argument:

 

Forum members start taking my side.

 

[mica]

Joe, you are a bigot and a racist, and extremely self righteous.

Please show us these racist posts. Otherwise don't call anyone a racist.

 

You've got a problem with Joe_C. Fine. But don't level any racist charge at anyone.

 

Sure he shouldn't have used the phrase dateless geek, but that ain't racist.

 

Yea, just because he's a [embarrassing lack of self control] sucking, mother [embarrassing lack of self control], major league [embarrassing lack of self control] with a mean streak as long as my [embarrassing lack of self control] and twice as thick doesn’t make him a racist, it just makes him one of us.

I opted for "what Joe isn't" instead of listing his virtues.

[scottish]

How to know when you've gone way too far in trying to win an argument:

 

Forum members start taking my side.

[jediknight]

We have a few oldtimers like you with over 10k feedback. You guys are the respectable ones here. When you lower yourself and git in the dirt with newbies like me, you can only look bad. Right now you look like a bum and a coward. Here is some spam for you Joe

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/CGC-9-4-WONDER-WOMAN...1QQcmdZViewItem