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Amazing Spider-Man Collecting Thread!
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On 9/4/2024 at 11:43 AM, Webhead2018 said:

You know I am surprised kangaroo didn't have a more kangaroo theme outfit. Compared to kraven, lizard, scorpion, vulture did.

Was looking for some inspiration...so here's a sonnet in tribute to issue 81...

KANGAROO?

The new Spidey villain hops on the scene

An Aussie, they dubbed him the Kangaroo

In issue eighty-one he sure looks mean

And Spidey, nimbly quick, dodging his shoes

 

A street cop yells hey, you can’t hop on cars

There might be damage, and it just ain’t right

(We need a soundtrack, with Rock and guitars)

Hope they’re insured, because here comes the fight

 

A fun read, doing ‘Roo’s Aussie accent

But how can we know he’s the Kangaroo?

Without a pouch, without a tail, we lament

He ain’t a Kanga, and he ain’t a Roo

 

The artist protested, then came a wail

Gonna need extra pay for a pouch and tail

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On 9/4/2024 at 9:02 PM, trmoore54 said:

Was looking for some inspiration...so here's a sonnet in tribute to issue 81...

KANGAROO?

The new Spidey villain hops on the scene

An Aussie, they dubbed him the Kangaroo

In issue eighty-one he sure looks mean

And Spidey, nimbly quick, dodging his shoes

 

A street cop yells hey, you can’t hop on cars

There might be damage, and it just ain’t right

(We need a soundtrack, with Rock and guitars)

Hope they’re insured, because here comes the fight

 

A fun read, doing ‘Roo’s Aussie accent

But how can we know he’s the Kangaroo?

Without a pouch, without a tail, we lament

He ain’t a Kanga, and he ain’t a Roo

 

The artist protested, then came a wail

Gonna need extra pay for a pouch and tail

I have to say that is really good. I'm officially the worst at things like your sonnet which require creativity. The world needs people like you. :idea:

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