SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON DINNER FOR SATURDAY 7/19

[ubiquiti]

You wouldn't kill me - you would only attempt to severely maim me!

[greggy]

Yeah...do you see anyone else around here?

 

Then you must be talkini' ta me.

 

Yep...you because ubiquiti doesn't count!

 

Ubi always counts in my book. He's a good man, and I like him! I like you, too, greggy.

 

Hey, I like Khaos but he doesn't really count either!

 

I don't count at all. I pay people to do it for me.

 

Like scummy men pay Jess for services?

 

Yo, G, I think your mother is calling...

 

I hear yours also. So...get your arse off the computer chair and walk up those stairs!

 

What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?? Just because I don't type with a special wand designed for those with fingers too >ahem< "wide" to hit one key at a time doesn't mean I'm any less a man than you! (Well, maybe in metric tonnage...)

 

Translation, walk up from your momma's basement and talk with her! Dork!

[Illiterati-migration]

 

 

What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?? Just because I don't type with a special wand designed for those with fingers too >ahem< "wide" to hit one key at a time doesn't mean I'm any less a man than you! (Well, maybe in metric tonnage...)

 

Translation, walk up from your momma's basement and talk with her! Dork!

 

What the hell is wrong with you, anyway? Were you hatched?

[greggy]

You wouldn't kill me - you would only attempt to severely maim me!

 

Yeah...we would prefer that you suffer for the rest of your miserable life!

[Paladin]

I don't know you as well, Paladin, but you are certainly a likeable gentleman!

 

Why thank ya. Always good to be gentleman with the ladies or they'll body slam ya!

[greggy]

 

 

What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?? Just because I don't type with a special wand designed for those with fingers too >ahem< "wide" to hit one key at a time doesn't mean I'm any less a man than you! (Well, maybe in metric tonnage...)

 

Translation, walk up from your momma's basement and talk with her! Dork!

 

What the hell is wrong with you, anyway? Were you hatched?

 

Yep...and?

[Illiterati-migration]

You wouldn't kill me - you would only attempt to severely maim me!

 

Yeah...we would prefer that you suffer for the rest of your miserable life!

 

He's actually choosing to talk to you right now, I think that is punishment enough. I will kill, I won't torture.

[greggy]

You wouldn't kill me - you would only attempt to severely maim me!

 

Yeah...we would prefer that you suffer for the rest of your miserable life!

 

He's actually choosing to talk to you right now, I think that is punishment enough. I will kill, I won't torture.

[ubiquiti]

Where's your girlfriend Bug Tonight?

You must be VERY depressed!

 

 

 

[greggy]

Where's your girlfriend Bug Tonight?

You must be VERY depressed!

 

 

 

But your wife isn't!

[ubiquiti]

[Joanna]

 

Joanna, have I told you lately that you're the only forumite I wouldn't kill given the opportunity?

 

That is so nice of you to say! I'll make sure the opportunity doesn't arise so that you won't be faced with any difficult decisions, just in case.

 

-- Joanna

[Paladin]

 

This thread is on fire! I feel like I'm watchin' the Lewis/Kletchko (or whatever the hell his name was) fight! Will there be a TKO?

[ubiquiti]

Nope she's sleepin now that I'm done with her.

I think I'll be joining her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'!

[Joanna]

 

This thread is on fire! I feel like I'm watchin' the Lewis/Kletchko (or whatever the hell his name was) fight! Will there be a TKO?

 

 

My eye! My eye! Don't stop the thread -- I can type without full vision... greggy, is that you...?

[lighthouse]

You wouldn't kill me - you would only attempt to severely maim me!

 

Yeah...we would prefer that you suffer for the rest of your miserable life!

 

He's actually choosing to talk to you right now, I think that is punishment enough. I will kill, I won't torture.

 

Yeah, right... like we're supposed to believe that after what you did to poor ablue...

[Illiterati-migration]

 

Joanna, have I told you lately that you're the only forumite I wouldn't kill given the opportunity?

 

That is so nice of you to say! I'll make sure the opportunity doesn't arise so that you won't be faced with any difficult decisions, just in case.

 

-- Joanna

 

That's a good idea. Say, did you hear this thread is on fire??? We'd better head for the exits in an orderly fashion!

 

NOBODY PANIC. EVERYONE REMAIN CALM. I HAVE JUST RECEIVED A REPORT THAT THIS THREAD IS ON FIRE. I HAVE NOTIFIED THE FIRE BRIGADE AND THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY. PLEASE HEAD FOR THE EXITS AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE UNHOOK GREGGY AND UBIQUITI FROM ONE ANOTHER LONG ENOUGH TO WHEEL THEM OUT.

[greggy]

 

Joanna, have I told you lately that you're the only forumite I wouldn't kill given the opportunity?

 

That is so nice of you to say! I'll make sure the opportunity doesn't arise so that you won't be faced with any difficult decisions, just in case.

 

-- Joanna

 

but what's the stupid new avatar?

[Illiterati-migration]

 

Joanna, have I told you lately that you're the only forumite I wouldn't kill given the opportunity?

 

That is so nice of you to say! I'll make sure the opportunity doesn't arise so that you won't be faced with any difficult decisions, just in case.

 

-- Joanna

 

but what's the stupid new avatar?

 

Man, what planet are you from, anyway??

[Illiterati-migration]

 

This thread is on fire! I feel like I'm watchin' the Lewis/Kletchko (or whatever the hell his name was) fight! Will there be a TKO?

 

 

My eye! My eye! Don't stop the thread -- I can type without full vision... greggy, is that you...?

 

I usually identify him by the stench of molded cheese and failure.