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[Comicopolis]

[Comicopolis]

[dover]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,

 

 

Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'

 

You must now refer to them as

 

APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .

And furthermore

 

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

 

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a

 

'BREASTED AMERICAN. '

 

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is

 

'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

 

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a

 

'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..'

 

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a

 

'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

 

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes

 

'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

 

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a

 

'LOW COST PROVIDER.'

 

 

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

 

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a

'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

 

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is

 

'OVERLY CAUCASIAN..'

 

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He

'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

 

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in

'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

 

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ' - He develops a case of

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

 

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's

 

'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'

[porcupine48]

This is my 18 years youngcat Lois Lane.

She has had a long day baggin and boardin...

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gmci2112 is a verycooldude.

[Comicopolis]

[Comicopolis]

[oakman29]

What up Jimmers!

[G.A.tor]

has this question not been answered yet

well, I will

 

NO, the number of counts does not, should not, and will NOT matter to anyone...

 

there, thread closed hehe

[porcupine48]

What up Jimmers!

all good,sitting here,stressing about my post counts...

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effwerd

[steveinthecity]

effwerd

Wrist slap for implication of an obscenity!