The official 'I'm Drunk At Work Post"

[minutekev@50]

Man I tied one on until 3 a.m. at the local bar....then went to Krystal and pigged out ....Now, I'm drunk at work...dehydrated, head spinning.......maybe I should try to grade some comics...works for Chuck.

[BronzeBruce13]

No... start spreading a front end story that you went for Sushi last night and are not feeling well...

 

Then go into the bathroom and look at something gross (shouldn't be too hard), put finger in throat to initiate the beginnings of a gag reflex...

 

Stiffle urge to allow further throat contractions UNTIL you get close to the desk/office of the individual that has caused you the most grief at work...

 

Proceeed to barf all over them and their work area in an "unexpected" projection...

 

Double over and hold stomach, yell an expletive loudly making sure the word "Raw Fish" is heard by all...

 

Ask for assistance to your car and dry heave a few times...

 

Go home and sleep.. or party more!

[OldGuy]

http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/

[Metarog]

[minutekev@50]

Okay. I've had lunch and I'm sober now. Thanks guys. Thanks for getting me through this....

[Bugaboo-migration]

You'd feel even better if you'd have had a few cocktails at lunch.........a little "hair of the dog" always helps.

[garthgantu]

Okay. I've had lunch and I'm sober now. Thanks guys. Thanks for getting me through this....

 

Perfect use of the "fallen angel" sprite - nicely done!

 

I do like BronzeBruce's idea... in fact, if you worked closer to my offices, I'd hire you to come deliver a hurl-o-gram right now to someone who's been askin' for it...

 

[chrisco37]

You'd feel even better if you'd have had a few cocktails at lunch.........a little "hair of the dog" always helps.

 

I already used that one, Bug

 

Chris

[Bugaboo-migration]

You'd feel even better if you'd have had a few cocktails at lunch.........a little "hair of the dog" always helps.

 

I already used that one, Bug

 

Chris

Yeah......but now you've copied my use of the "" greamlin.

[chrisco37]

Ahhh...touche!

 

Chris

[PovertyRow]

To guarantee no hangover have a glass of water (ice water is fine) with every drink you have. Works magically.

[jonnydouble]

To guarantee no hangover have a glass of water (ice water is fine) with every drink you have. Works magically.

 

And a big glass of water before bed with a couple of vitamins and two asprin....

 

J.D.

[Ares]

Thanks tot he power outage im drunk all the time

[shiverbones]

yeah, no hangover, but you are incapacitated from [!@#%^&^] constantly!

[Ares]

yeah, no hangover, but you are incapacitated from [!@#%^&^] constantly!

 

whats [!@#%^&^] ?

[Bugaboo-migration]

urinating.

[Ares]

urinating.

 

I urinate in myself

[shiverbones]

uhm, i guess you can't type pis sing

[Ares]

uhm, i guess you can't type pissin g

 

I guess not

[ubiquiti]

I like this thread - because now we aren't the "board drunks"