Try being positive about something besides romance comics.
Sincerely,
A short mofo.
Dear ASM,
Get off Greggy's case. You'd be like that too if you were born with hooves and a curly tail. Oh, and Greggy wears diapers. I don't know why, but he does.
Yours,
The UnThinker.
Dear TUT,
You should leave ASM alone. Everyone knows he's old and cranky. He doesn't mean what he says. It must be the pills talking, or those CGG off-gases he continues to inhale. I wonder who in Canada changes Greggy's diapers.
Yours,
The Wolf Who Cried Boy