too damn many damn lawyers on this board.
Yep.
Absolutely. They're just as bad and dishonest as those comic dealers cluttering up this place.
woman had a legal problem, and in the yellow pages found "boudreaux, boudreaux & boudreaux." she called, and a guy answered, "may i help you?"
she said, "yes, could i talk to mr. boudreaux?" he said, "oh, he's in court right now."
she asked "then can i talk to mr. boudreaux?" he said, "he's in a seminar."
she said "then, in that case, can i talk to mr. boudreaux?" he replied, "speaking."