Clark Khaos-migration

Dude. It is the finest Guttenberg/Sheedy film EVER made.

I know this, Rip!!! But don't you remember the punchline to the joke that Newton tells Johnny 5 way up on the mountaintop?!??!? "Whatever God wants, he keeps!" Would it have helped if I would have said: "Hey, Laser-Lips! Your momma was a snow blower!

OOOOOOHHHHH! I get it!!!! Whatever God wants, he keeps!

Johnny Five ALIIIVE! No disassemble Newton Crosby, PhD!

Lets just politely say that it wasn't one of your better ones. There's a very nice machine called a xerox that's a FAR better invention. Please stop ruining this thread. Thx.

No. Silly PUTTY. P - U - T - T - Y PUTTY. Sheeeeeeeeesh !!!!!!!!!! Speaking of Puddy, I LOVE the fact that he's doing the voice of Superman in the new American Express commercials!!

You're right. It IS a shame... surely, the world has lost a great deal with the tragedy. :::snort::: :::snicker::: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

We are through the looking glass here, people!

Clark, unfortunately, due to the fact that you are a new member, you are unfamiliar with some of the board members. Shield may have questionable political views, but he strikes me as a fine fellow, and unworthy of ire. My beloved Pov is nothing less than a member of the JBH -- the legendary Spelling Bee -- so I can't retcon him. Beyonder, a lovable lad himself, is currently playing a very important role in Crisis, being half of a romance that will shake pre-history. And Arch, our benevolent lord and master, is the primary villain. How could I possibly impose facial hair on the primary villain? The sandwich, however, is very doable. Egg salad okay? (I make great egg salad) -- Joanna I love egg salad. And, pardon my newishness (I know, I don't look newish)... it appears that I will now be forced to commit Hari Krishna.

Paul Levitz just found me one. BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!! That's the one I thought you would NEVER find... primarily because I thought I had them all hoarded in my basement... damn that Satan. Just when you think you've cut a pretty sweet deal with him, he stabs you in the back AGAIN. You did a deal with Major Khaos? All hail the Dark Lord Khaos! Clark, you did a deal with the Prince Of Darkness (i.e. Major Khaos). The question is, is the Dark Lord a benign ruler of the Stygian Depths (i.e. The Water Khooler) or is his wrath mighty and endless? I only ask as I wouldn't want to offend the Great Naughty One when I come to ask for my box of Buzzy 70s. Well, being a mild-mannered reporter for a major midwestern metropolitan newspaper, I was recently afforded the opportunity to interview The Dark Lord Khaos... here's an excerpt: Clark Khaos: "So, you're the undisputed ruler of the Water Khooler... what's next for The Beast That Walks As A Man?" Major Khaos: "There will be those who feel like a nut, and those who do not. THEY SHALL HAVE THEIR INTESTINES WOUND AROUND STICKS AND FED TO MONGOOSES!" Clark: "Isn't that 'mongeese'? And what does that have to do wi--" MK: "SILENCE! As a result of your insolence, 10,000,000,000 coinees shall lose their lives... there. It is done." Clark: "Oh my god!!! You just killed 10,000,000,000 coinees?!? Just like that?!?!" MK: (laughing) "No, you dolt! They were coinees! They never had lives to begin with!" At this point, he continued laughing for a good half-hour. I used this opportunity to sneak out the back door of his sparsely-decorated parents' basement. I hope that answers your question.

What other thread is that? I haven't read much today. Besides, Helga is banned from all but the WC. She's useless. Joanna. We are at Defcon-5 here. SHIELD MUST BE STOPPED!!! (And possibly Pov, too. And let's go ahead and do everyone a favor and off Beyonder while we're at it. And give Arch a beard. And, could I get a sandwich? I'm famished.)

How is that possible if you joined these boards on 3/23/2004? Hammer was banned on 5/23/2003? You got some explainin' to do! Er... that is... um... ah... This was Pre-Crisis continuity! Yes! That was Golden Age Clark Khaos! He was lost at the edge of time before the beginning of time with KhaosBoy, Golden Age Lois Khaos, and Khaos Mutt, Chimp, and Khat. But you cannot possibly remember that as only very select members of the press were allowed to journey back there to witness the event. And Hammer. Yes, select members of the press and one or two comic book trimmers. Wait, no. Hammer wasn't there. This happened before Hammer existed, but it brought about the exchange in which he did NOT tell me that because I did not exist on the board before when he had told me that the day after yesterday. See? Now, let us never speak of this again. My lord you ARE a shill account!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's called a secret identity ... Honestly. It's getting so a guy can't lead a double-life any more.

Paul Levitz just found me one. BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!! That's the one I thought you would NEVER find... primarily because I thought I had them all hoarded in my basement... damn that Satan. Just when you think you've cut a pretty sweet deal with him, he stabs you in the back AGAIN. You did a deal with Major Khaos? All hail the Dark Lord Khaos!

Paul Levitz just found me one. BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!! That's the one I thought you would NEVER find... primarily because I thought I had them all hoarded in my basement... damn that Satan. Just when you think you've cut a pretty sweet deal with him, he stabs you in the back AGAIN.

Joanna! Quickly, Shield knows too much! He is prepared and willing to divulge my Dark Secret in another thread! You must retcon him into oblivion ASAP! If my secret falls, then I'm taking you with me, Hel-- er, Joanna!

How is that possible if you joined these boards on 3/23/2004? Hammer was banned on 5/23/2003? You got some explainin' to do! Er... that is... um... ah... This was Pre-Crisis continuity! Yes! That was Golden Age Clark Khaos! He was lost at the edge of time before the beginning of time with KhaosBoy, Golden Age Lois Khaos, and Khaos Mutt, Chimp, and Khat. But you cannot possibly remember that as only very select members of the press were allowed to journey back there to witness the event. And Hammer. Yes, select members of the press and one or two comic book trimmers. Wait, no. Hammer wasn't there. This happened before Hammer existed, but it brought about the exchange in which he did NOT tell me that because I did not exist on the board before when he had told me that the day after yesterday. See? Now, let us never speak of this again.

Dude, Hammer was going to fly ME to New York (on his dime) so he could eviscerate me with his claws and feed me my own entrails... then he decided we could be friends and he was going to fly me to New York so he could take me out for hookers and a steak dinner. I miss that nutjob.

Nope, never been flamed... Me either.

You're with the N'Superables in 30's Chicago in the Detective Comic. Am I still dead? Wait.. I'm undead... am I still undead?