What you are missing:
(1) Dimples! Dramatic, delicious, delectable, distinguishing....dimples!
(2) She's probably the single most recognizable face to appear on multiple photo covers for romance comics.
(3) She's super cute.....a real dollface... Dollface with dimples...
(4) See #2.
(5) Do not talk about Dimple Club.
(6) DO NOT TALK ABOUT DIMPLE CLUB.
My mom was cute too...and in the movies...but she would be around the same age as Alice today...I'm just sayin'... Alice is still living, and in Pasadena, CA if any of you want to take her some flowers sometime... Maybe you could get your picture taken with her, and we could see before and after shots...maybe we could play some old Montavanni records too...what a hoot...