mattn792

You’re flat out lying.

I’d take -200 odds on it.

Great. You still don’t have a wife. You don’t even have an inkling of what an actual marriage entails.

You don’t have a wife, no matter how much you say it.

To be fair, there’s a decent chance a real person is manning the other keyboard. (S)he may look like Mama June’s twice the size older sister, but real nonetheless.

You not only believe that it’s a real life Wonder Woman on the other end of your internet connection, But you also believe she would hang out in an online sex game and wait till eternity to be with you. You who basically has no ambition, no job, no financial sense, do I need to go on? And you come on here going to the mattresses to defend yourself without a shred of proof of any of this. But it’s all one giant conspiracy right? Boardies, mental health professionals, your parents, the government, anyone who doesn’t believe you, they’re all just jealous, right? Do you have any idea how screwed up this all sounds? This is not the sign of a healthy mind. You don’t need to be a professional to see that. Please, detach from the situation and get help.

The point is simple -- Mid-Life Crisis Guy had some wayward beliefs. But they didn't involve government conspiracies to stamp out super powers granted to your God anointed digital wife and her sister who may or may not look like generic desktop wallpaper. Naïveté vs. delusion. For quite a while you seemed like someone that was just in need of some stern guidance, but newshane was correct - you need professional help. This isn't a life you're living, this is a bad Keanu Reeves movie.

What's the difference, he's him and you're you.

Compared to you, good for Mid-Life Crisis Guy indeed.

Those types usually end up handing out trays in the mess hall. Ironically the military manages to find uses for the useless.

I'll echo Hollywood with a little parable... When I get deployed, my battalion included someone who we'll call Mid-life Crisis Guy, or MCG for short. During training, MCG was getting divorced from his current wife on one phone while trying to keep his half his age new girlfriend from relentlessly cheating on him on the other phone (spoiler -- it didn't work). We all went on leave for two weeks prior to heading overseas, and when we got back MCG had a bad dye job and a new wife. His reasoning was "now that I married her, she won't cheat on me." From what I saw in Kuwait, he was still on the phone 23 hours a day trying to keep her from cheating on him. Due to my duties I lost track of his exploits once we got to Afghanistan, but I doubt that even more distance proved beneficial to their matrimonial bonds. The moral of the story @uchiha101 is this -- Mid-Life Crisis Guy still had more sense than you do.

You gotta put in your own work homie.

Look up Dave Chappelle’s juror interview for the R. Kelly trial.

That is truly sad.

You mean I don’t believe your generic internet wallpaper virtual wife isn’t a super strong psycho Delta Force type? You sir, are spot on

Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories has nothing on this journal.

Accurately I’d add.

In what way does “international super powered virtual sex den financial calamity marriage” NOT sound like a sitcom?

Now I feel like we’re being punked for plot ideas for a sitcom.

This whole journal could drive a sane person to 6).

Because this needs to be seen. And I almost forgot @Buzzetta!

To paraphrase Howard Wolowitz -- "I'll tell you what happened, I just learned how to pick up comiccon chicks!"

I guess from a pharmaceutical stand point there's some truth to that. EPO, deca durabolin, stanozolol for example. Still, I got nothing but for this. @revat, @oakman29, @kav, care to weigh in?

Please, PLEASE, tell me this part is a put on. This arrangement of yours is already strange enough without introducing a belief in super human powers.