NoMan

Again, if this isn't a long term troll kinda thing, it's beyond my expertise and I'll just step away at this point and hope for the best. Please don't hurt yourself or others. Think nice things about people. Talk to people in real life. Listen, also. 

Good luck. 

1 hour ago, uchiha101 said:

What Sam is trying for? Nothing. Is it really that hard to believe that this girl exists, isn't a guy, and just wants to be with me as she says she does?

if the girl you speak of is your avatar, she's a looker. Easily model materiel. Are you model materiel? Are you a looker? If the answer is yes you're a hunk who's a winner, Ok, could be.

If the answer is you're a normal guy like the rest of us, you're being played. It's why female sex workers call the guy the "trick," carnival workers call us "marks" or "rubes."

Hash facts of life my friend. 

1 hour ago, Hollywood1892 said:

It's clearly a catfish

 

I'm old. I know what a catfish situation means. Beyond that, I don't understand what the person that is catfishing Gabe is trying for. Will the requests for money from Gabe begin once the hook is in? And what you meet people playing some kind of video game? I mean I see my nephew talking to other players on his xbox or whatever so yeah I get that. But there is some kinda life-simulation game where cute girls hang out?

This is all so silly. 

15 hours ago, newshane said:

Have you seen video footage of her spectacular physical prowess? I'm sure the news outlets would be interested if her abilities were, indeed, superhuman. 

I understand that she is your wife in the video game you play. She may possess some sort of power in the video game, but not in real life. 

The picture you posted is a wallpaper image from wallhere.com

All you have to do is perform a Google image search to find the picture. Is she a model? Can you post other pictures of the same person? 

We've been over the catfishing thing a million times. You refuse to accept it, probably because you are suffering from major delusions, for which you need professional help. 

damn, dude. you're hitting the nail on the head time after time, post after post and it's just not getting there. As I've posted earlier if this isn't a long-term con/troll kinda poster I can only hope that no one gets hurt. If this is real, this is bad and sad and horrible and it's drifting into the realm of terrifying. 

2 hours ago, mattn792 said:

This whole journal could drive a sane person to 6).

I'm taking 6) for my Posterior Cervical Fusion C3-C7 with Laminectomy recovery and it's not making this thread anymore comprehendible. 

this thread is weird

It seems to me to be:

some sort of long term troll con kinda thing

or

the OP has developmental issues and my man there is no shame in that. If that is the case please get help beyond a comic book board. Lot's of services are our there and use whatever support systems you have. Please listen to those that love you (mom and dad?)

Beyond that, I'm really kinda thinken' this whole dealeo is weird. Major weird. 

2 hours ago, uchiha101 said:

Like I told my dad and others. I don't want trades or to learn one is that clear? I believe in working hard and smarter not just working hard.

Oh, ok.

Ummm....I just kinda got here but I guess it's ok to give advice or whatever because the journal idea here is that you're making your private life public and for requested input?

Ok, so the idea of learning a trade is the ticket. Find a tradesmen in your area and offer to carry his tools for free to learn. Show up early. If you're not 1/2 hour early, you're late. Do the work no one else wants to do.

If you do this for six months your life will become radically different.

There is no get rich. There is just hard work. Unless you're born into wealth. And it seems you're not. 

When you shut your mouth and just do instead of running your mouth, your life will become radically different. 

And that means respect. You'll get that now.

And that means money. And you'll get that now.

And that means babes (please do not get the babes pregnant at this time, if ever. Use birth control) and comics.

Trust me. Please. 

sounds like my story. except for the part where the other shoe drops…  sure it's gonna happen here one day.