You really have to be the craziest SOB I've ever interacted with, and you are personally the reason I stay away from the CGC Forums. You're one of these "got to be right 100% of the time" people that I walk across the street to avoid, and you *really* should see someone about this condition.
Want hard, cold facts rather that your usual hyperbole?
Spider-man 1 set a record for 1 issue comic sales, which was broken by X-Force 1, and then broken by X-men #1, the current record holder at 8 million copies. This is when mass, rampant, multi-cover speculation took off, and at only 2.5-3 million copies sold, Superman 75 doesn't even come close.