Get Marwood & I

Does her bum look big in this?

X-pel this X-stinct idea! X-punge it!

You're saying Fatzilla can't hold our attention on his own, without a hapless young sidekick? Did he not just come up from the depths? Is he not thirty stories high? Does he not breathe fire with his head in the sky? He's FATZILLA! That should be enough.

"Thank you for coming Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome to the 61st annual 'What shall the next X title be' discussion forum. Please turn to slide B in your presentation pack, titled 'new title ideas'" Slide B - New X Title Ideas The X Coffee Table Crew Barry and the X Gang The X Pletives X X X Fireball XL5 X X Plain A Cup of X Ultimate X Five The All New X Coffee Table Crew X: The 3rd From Last Letter X Marks the Rot

That is sh FATZILLA! FATZILLA! And FATZOO-KIE Why Godzukie? Why?

They do. Count nonsense aside, it's so banal looking isn't it. Crushingly ordinary, stultifyingly dull and uninspired. X this, X that, X the other. Is there any connotation of X left that hasn't been mined to death ad nauseum. I am sick to the back (lipless) teeth of X related comics. What's next; Barry X? For God's sake give it a rest Marvel.

"Up from the depths, 30 feet wide, look at his guts there, he's eaten all the pies! FATZILLA!"

"Up from the depths, thirty feet high, breathing fire with his head in the sky - FATZILLA!"

He's put on a few pounds there hasn't he, Fatzilla

"Jesus it's sh isnt it"

"Major X? Major vant to stick ze pins in ze eyeballs more like! Heh heh. See, ze Count he knows his wordy playments"

"It is correct zat you like ze Count's postage ze Man Adam and his Tea Van, as zis is in ze realms of expectment. Zis art, why it is ze crime most prolific! Ze Count he would prefer to haff ze sandy papering of ze ball sacks zan haff to look at zis creation of ze turd for any moments longer. Please, I beg ze, shield ze eyes of ze Count! Zey burn!"

"Vot ze holy farken haff occurred here! Ze Count he is no critic of ze art form, but holy mother bejezus zis work haff ze artistic qualities of ze sh of a dog"

The stripey tights are a coincidence too far I think. Good spot

Heh heh, I see what you did there... Sorry, I meant DELETE!

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@RedRaven

Two please

Ha! And you've done your profile page too! Show off

You might need to resize the image first as there is a file size limit. More from me tomorrow on this, if it isn't showing by then!

I joined the GCD last year and told them I had five thousand images to upload. And not just pence copies. They allowed me to post one image at a time which I had to wait for authorisation on. Then they said I had categorised it wrong. Then they argued among themselves about the classification. Then they asked me to crop all images. So I gave up, as it was too much like hard work. And I never heard from them again. Great site, great endeavour, and definitely one I'd want to support, but too hard to engage with clunky unintuitive software that I just couldn't get to grips with. Plus I personally disagree with cropping images - I feel you should see the full comic - and some of their descriptors. There's a chap here who takes all the images I post in my threads and uploads them anyway. So it shouldn't be too long before they appear.

Still on the subject of MLM, here's a cents copy from 64 but still with a British angle. Firstly, someone took the trouble to hand write a 9d price on Ringo's drums and secondly, well, it's The Beatles, Blighty's gift to mop-top-pop: Not my copy - courtesy of the bay. Ringo looks himself doesn't he And MLM spends some time moonin' over the Fab Four inside: Cos when she touches them, she feels happy, inside. It's such a feeling that her love - she can't hide. She can't hide. She can't hide. A period of chemical induced absence ensues....