Jeffro.

Mine isn't long enough

What could be worse than.......The Killer Shrews!

Oh yeah. Forgot about that. I'm going to encase my slabs in carbonite.

Because there's no market for it? It's been 18 years and nothing. That should tell you something. Slabs present storage problems as it is an you want holders on top of that? I thought the mylar bags for slabs was bad enough. Good god, will this madness never end?

You get to pick from one of the following a heated kidney shaped pool, a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook, a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home, a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum, a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi, real simulated Indian jewelry, a Gucci shoetree, a year's supply of antibiotics, a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number, a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick, Rosemary's baby, a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams, a new Matador, a new mastodon, a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego, a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor, a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu, a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck, a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped, a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away, or how about a McCulloch chainsaw, a Las Vegas wedding, a Mexican divorce, a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot, or a baby's arm holding an apple

You betcha!

Do you have a comb to lend?

And don't forget the sixer on the way to the mixer Or a nice elixir, perhaps with a 76er

You have to be single to mingle with Kris Kringle Either way Tanta Kringle will mess you up.

Do you have to give a jingle if you wanna mingle? Only with Kris Kringle

You going to hang up and listen for the response? sure you can mingle at a mixer. Well c r a p! I wanted to mix at a mingle. What the hell am I going to do now?

I guess anything goes now. Off to find Dennis the Menace comics to post

A great book but neither silver age nor second string

Maybe his name was.....Rick......

I tried to get the Slabfax on a book. I couldn't. Who can I complain to in a completely ineffectual manner?