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Man vs Woman 4:

Man vs Woman 3;

Man vs Woman 2:

Man vs Woman 1

if you have not switched to the CGC flap bags from Hotflips / Gerber, you don't know what you are missing (obviously). i am switching over and it is amazing!! It is a whole new book.

>> >>CHINESE PROVERBS

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>> >>Virginity like bubble, one , all gone.

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>> >>Man who run in front of car get tired.

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>> >>Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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>> >>Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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>> >>Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright

organ.

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>> >>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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>> >>Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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>> >>Man who scratch should not bite fingernails.

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>> >>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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>> >>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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>> >>Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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>> >>War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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>> >>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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>> >>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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>> >>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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>> >>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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>> >>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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>> >>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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>> >>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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>> >>Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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>> >>Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

goodnite' all!

nice!

If I ever get over my present collection chase, Kaluta and Wrightson are next. Love the Dracula's from HoM!

don't people and their pets start to look alike?

AN INTERESTING THING ABOUT THE HUMAN MIND:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!

best hockey sign ever..?

or...

big beer!!!

This thread just keeps sucking in new life. Braindead life, but new none the less.

sound.....

how about freeze pops? they are huge in the summer at my house!!

morning..we are on the air...

11) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the

impersonators would be dead."

--Johnny Carson

12) "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us

geography."

--Paul Rodriguez

13) "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they

turned sixty and that's the law."

--Jerry Seinfeld

14) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in

case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from

smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people

burn

slower?"

--Warren Hutcherson

15) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy

is the same."

--Oscar Wilde

16) "Suppose you were an insufficiently_thoughtful_person. And suppose you were a

member of Congress... But I repeat myself."

--Mark Twain

17) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school

student. At least they can find Afghanistan."

--A. Whitney Brown

18) "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

--Billy Crystal

19) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog

will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've

thought of that!'"

--Dave Barry

20) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow

Disease" was taken.

--Unknown, presumed deceased

1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died

peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his

car."

--Author Unknown

2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you

get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two

aspirin" and "Keep away from children."

--Author Unknown

3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a

support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the

bar."

--Drew Carey

4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a

desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have

fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the

wrong house."

--Jeff Foxworthy

5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and

saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life

without even considering if there is a man on base."

--Dave Barry

6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and

we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to

leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There

should be severance pay, the day before they leave you,

they should have to find you a temp."

--Bob Ettinger

7) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took

her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they

weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"

--Paula Poundstone

8) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better

verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that

study: "Duh."

--Conan O'Brien

9) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm

half way through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be

eating a slow learner."

--Lynda Montgomery

10) "I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of

people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty,

but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"

--Richard Jeni

no more muscle guys (girls)!!!

7. Never ever... lick a steak knife.

 

Like a dumbazz, I was really drunk one night about 10 years ago and licked a steak knife. Stupid A-1 sauce. I had a 1/4" cut right at the tip of my toungue for quite a few days. Lesson learned.

I was too late.....

1. Never, NEVER... under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. (This one is very important)

7. Never ever... lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person.. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. .Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

16. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine . They start out as grapes; and it's up to the women to stomp the out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

has anyone sold to: gparks88

only 9 posts, he tried to buy some stuff around beginning of JUne from some people, then he went silent.

I have two books on hold, but no word from him in a month.

1. A day without sunshine is like... night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

22. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

23. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today might burn your tomorrow.