I won a medium sized book from Comiclink two weeks ago. Some day last week at 2:17p, I got a text from FedEx that said my package had been delivered and signed for at 2:17p. I went to my steps and there's no package. I looked across the street and there's the FedEx dude walking towards me with a "Sorry we missed you" note.
I said to the FedEx dude, "You were just going to leave a note? You weren't even going to try?"
FedEx dude says, "I knocked on the door five times. Five times HARD!"
I said, "Dude, I was 15 feet away from the door."
FedEx dude kept repeating, "I knocked on the door five times. Five times HARD!"