The FUNNIEST eBay description I've ever seen!!!

[HooDeeDoo]

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3146042998

 

[minutekev@50]

[osborn_fr]

 

This page was viewed more than 209.000 times !?!

I strictly know nothing about the "Beanie Babies", but it seems more lucrative than comics !

 

 

 

[aardvark88]

The Beanie rookie seller is being criticized b/c he has over 900 feedbacks. He knows enough to set up a blocked bidder's list & to use the proceeds to buy what is important to any MAN: hand tools & beer!

[fantastic_four]

I love the way he keeps reinforcing how the Beanie money is going towards tools...and I love how that woman said he was breaking the law. He's not a dealer, and he explicitly stated he knew jack about them...that means to me he's off the hook if they ended up being fakes.

[drice6900]

That must have been some divorce!

[osborn_fr]

Have you noticed how his id fit his passion ?

[joe_collector]

 

"I am so upset that this clown of a woman figured out my SUPER PLAN TO SCAM MILLIONS FROM THE UNKNOWING BEANIE WORLD! I FIGURED I WOULD RETIRE FROM THIS RUSE!"

 

LMFAO!!

[Darthdiesel]

"Seller's payment instructions:

I will pack all these little critters safely in plastic bags and then in a box. This way they can't get wet before your kids slobber on them. "

 

[kryptonitecomics]

The head of the Beanie Baby Black Market has reared his ugly head again!!!

 

A man will do anything for beer and tools

[davidpg]

Very funny!

[Zanarkand]

This is kind of a famous listing. I've had it forwarded independently to me at work. It's making the rounds. That's why it's been viewed so much.

[dam60]

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3146042998

 

 

This was the funniest thing that I have read since Bug and the pyramid game!!! What a classic! My whole office loved it!

 

DAM

[Foolkiller]

Hilarious!

[uluru]

[Amazing_Bag_man]

This is too funny to pass up..... ....

[1962]

Excellent!

[JiveTurkeyMoFo]

Well, at least the guy isn't bitter or anything....

[supapimp]

you all laugh now, but i must ask you fellow forumites. what if daniel dupcak/comic-keys pull the same i don't know if they're UNRESTORED BS? im just obsessed with making $$$$, would it still be funny?

[Bonds25]

Classic!