OT - Great quotes that have meaning to you...

[The Black Hand ®]

"Maybe I'm glad, maybe I'm sad, maybe I'm a little mad." Carl Barks

[Wally's Comics]

"Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger."

 

Old Chinese Proverb

 

Another classic Old Chinese Proverb...

 

 

"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long."

 

 

 

 

 

[hockey&comicsguy]

I think these are funny but there's a little truth to it.

 

 

 

If you must hurt a man, do it so brutally that you not fear his revenge.

 

 

When you compromise, you lose. When you seem to have compromised, you take a step toward winning.

 

If you can’t win, make the price of your enemy’s victory exorbitant.

 

When skating on thin ice, skate fast.

 

If you must lie, be brief.

 

If you’re up to your in alligators, the first thing to do is drain the swamp.

 

Better that your enemies overestimate your stupidity than your shrewdness.

[TMNT]

"That man is free who is self reliant, who masters his passions, who fears neither poverty nor death nor prison, who resists his appetites and despises worldly ambition."

 

Horace 35 B.C.

[3319comics]

A quote about CGC Graded Comics :

 

" A book tightly shut is but a block of paper."

[cd4ever]

"Your books suck". - Greggy

[seanfingh]

 

It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But a man worthwhile is a man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

 

--Judge Smails

[joeypost]

Never say in two words what you can say in one.

 

People have a habit of becoming what you esteem them to be.

[Pitboss]

Someone had it in their sig line awhile back,just what I remember:

 

"The best place to bury a dog is in its masters heart"

[topofthetotem]

"Your books suck". - Greggy

Quotes don't count if they only apply to you.

[Dick Pontoon]

"Know thyself? If I knew myself I'd run away." - Goethe

 

"Every morning upon awakening, I experience a supreme pleasure - that of being Pontoon. And I ask myself, wonderstruck, 'What prodigious thing will he do today, this Pontoon?'" - Pontoon

[thirdgreenham]

"Have depth in the best, and to hell with the rest"

 

Andy

[JLA_ALL_THE_WAY]

"Game over, man...Game Over!" Cpl. Hudson

 

Rick

[DrWatson]

"Every morning upon awakening, I experience a supreme pleasure - that of being Pontoon. And I ask myself, wonderstruck, 'What prodigious thing will he do today, this Pontoon?'" - Pontoon

It has been my observation that , one way or another, tend to get screwed.

[seanfingh]

"Every morning upon awakening, I experience a supreme pleasure - that of being Pontoon. And I ask myself, wonderstruck, 'What prodigious thing will he do today, this Pontoon?'" - Pontoon

It has been my observation that , one way or another, tend to get screwed.

 

Wonder what got spooned?

 

 

[osborn_fr]

I don't know if my translation will be ok, but one of my favorite quotes is:

 

"To say it is one thing, to do it is better"

[TupennyConan]

I've always enjoyed the good old F*** You Mother F*****!!

 

 

 

[COI]

Don't you realize how little satisfaction men find in things they desire as compared with what they hope to find in them?

 

-Machiavelli

[TupennyConan]

RW Emerson on WS: The best poet led an obscure & profane life, using his genius for the public amusement.

 

The Koran: The heavens & the earth, and all that is between them, think ye we have created them in jest?

[HOTFLIPS]

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friend's nose.