The Official 'I will have 700 posts by the end of the day' thread!

[minutekev@50]

Kevin Smith...savior?

[Lantern]

What does Ironman wear under his uniform?

 

Nothing. He's Stark naked.

[minutekev@50]

From a poem I saw once about Steven Spielberg:

 

"E.T.

Weeeee!

A.I.

Why?"

[minutekev@50]

So does the movie Jaws still scare the [!@#%^&^] out of ya....or can't you get over that damn mechanical shark?

[chromium]

What would happen if Strawberry Shortcake met Ron Jeremy?

Pound cake?

 

 

I just found out that the paper I used to work for is sponsoring a party celebrating the 10th anniversary of a sex shop and Ron Jeremy is the main attraction.

 

I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad about no longer working there.

 

It's almost as if Jeremy has entered icon status now that he's old and fat and greasy..hey, that's what he was back in the 70s and 80s?!?!?!

 

you forgot 'hairy'

[CGCMINT]

[minutekev@50]

The best fast food in America...

1. Wendy's

2. McDonalds

3. Burger King

4. Taco Bell

5. KFC

[chromium]

So, a koala walks into a bar and orders a sandwich.

 

When the waiter comes with the koala's bill.

 

The koala pulls out a revolver and shoots him.

 

As the koala is walking through the door, the bartender shouts, "Hey,

come back here. You can't do that."

 

The koala turns, and sneering, says, "I'm a koala. Look it up."

 

So, the bartender gets a dictionary and looks up "koala," and it says

"Marsupial native to Australia. Eats shoots and leaves."

[minutekev@50]

I'm 31 years old and every kid I meet calls me 'sir.'

 

Damn brats.

[chromium]

Thanos, Adam Warlock, and Captain Mar-Vell walk into a tavern where Jim

Starlin is tending bar. They ask for the usual, and Jim kills them.

[minutekev@50]

So, a koala walks into a bar and orders a sandwich.

 

When the waiter comes with the koala's bill.

 

The koala pulls out a revolver and shoots him.

 

As the koala is walking through the door, the bartender shouts, "Hey,

come back here. You can't do that."

 

The koala turns, and sneering, says, "I'm a koala. Look it up."

 

So, the bartender gets a dictionary and looks up "koala," and it says

"Marsupial native to Australia. Eats shoots and leaves."

 

(keep 'em coming..

[chromium]

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "Y'know,

we've got a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies "You've got

a drink named Steve?".

[minutekev@50]

True or false: Someone will get or has gotten, Arnold Schwarzenegger to sign a Conan No. 1.

[minutekev@50]

The best drawing I ever saw of Jean Grey (AKA Marvel Girl) was done by John Bolton in Classic X-Men...the issue where she's in a mini-skirt and Mesmero takes over Xavier's School...

[minutekev@50]

This is 675 and I'm going to lunch....25 more to go...

[drbanner]

Dude...you're making this tougher than it needs to be. What you need to do is wait until greggy/Khaos start trolling/quoting each other around 11 pm est with gremlin wars and one-liners and if you can keep up with 'em, you'll be over 700 (maybe even 800!) in no time.

 

Or, we could just discuss this picture of a chick with 3 big balls in her mouth for a while:

 

[deathlok]

[valiantman]

Whatever happens to the less than super hero? How come there are no Mr. Pretty Good, Captain so-so, Fairly Incredibleman?

The Bowler, the Shoveler, Mr. Furious, the Sphinx, the Spleen...

[Lantern]

[chromium]

Don't forget the Blue Raja....