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what a surprise, Christian Bale is a *spoon*

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In the Marine Corps, they teach you to do something. Anything, when things go wrong. The worst thing you can do is not make a decision. Even a wrong decision is better than no decision at all.

 

Sure, some decisions by those with the power to make decisions (Generals, Presidents, Judges, Cops, Firemen, Doctors, etc) turn out to be the wrong decision. But at least they MADE ONE. They didn't just sit on the sidelines saying "uh, let's wait and see what tomorrow brings", or "hmmm, maybe we should not judge this terrorist or criminal, lest someone judge us".

 

If the she-it hits the fan, believe me. I want someone to make a darn decision. I don't expect them to be right everytime. Just give it your best shot and make the darn decision. I can make one, anytime, about anything. I won't always be right. But I will make one, and it will be with the best intentions.

 

What more can a person ask?

 

 

 

Actually, scratch all the stuff I just said. I don't see any real point in arguing about this. I see what happened with Bale as no big deal so that's just my opinion. Really no need for me to enter strike territory by telling you what I really think.

 

I'm confused now. I don't know whether to applaud you for finally coming to your senses, or hide under my bed because you are going to do a Bale on me zzz

 

You should applaud me. You see, I'm joining the Marine Corps. After that is over with i'm going to be a cop and then eventually a judge. Because you see, they are the only people capable of deciding right from wrong. You know, because i've never seen a crooked cop or judge and i've never heard of a whacked out Marine. Now where's that rolling my eyes graemlin?

 

You won't make it in either of the three. For sure.

 

 

"Even a wrong decision is better than no decision at all"

 

Doesn't GW have that tatooed on his left buttock?

 

If anyone knows, it is probably you. What's Obama got under his belly button?

 

That's where he hides his Qur'an.

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Watched CNN tonight and Anderson Cooper played the edited version and rolled his eyes and mumbled something about a "jerk".

 

They also showed how apparently on youtube, the Bale rant is being danced too.

 

This rant is semi-infamous now. Probably made infamous by us.

 

Naw. No one cares what we think or talk about anyway. Except us.

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Bale's actions were completely justified. Being a wealthy celebrity grants you leeway to treat inferiors as just that - inferior human beings.

 

You guys can whine and beeyotch on a comic message board all day with your holier than thou attitudes, meanwhile he's banking more money in a day than most of you slobs make in a year, and your wives are fantasizing about him while pleasuring themselves as you read this; a procedure they've had to become accustomed to, since you're all too busy spending your nights being "right" on a dorky message board. Screw communication; all a marriage really needs to succeed is a dorky hobby, and 12 inches of phallic plastic.

 

Good night. :acclaim:

 

lol

 

The only 12" of plastic my girlfriend needs is one of these:

 

asm45cgc96oww.jpg

 

Of course, she probably fantasizes about Christian Bale too :(

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He also said they filmed for another 7 hours that day.
Wonder how much of that was standing around waiting for the possible rant encores to finally die down.
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Oh... but there I go again judging. Something that's not allowed.

It amazes me how some people come out of the woodwork to make sure no one has an opinion that isn't 100% total tolerance of all things.

 

Which is a form of intolerance. doh!

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Tell us how you really feel. :insane:

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You won't make it in either of the three. For sure.

 

 

 

What's Obama got under his belly button?

 

 

 

 

Imagine my relief!

 

I dunno, ask your old lady.

 

Go have a Krispy Kreme and relax.

 

Marines? meh. GO ARMY!

 

"Even a wrong decision is better than no decision at all"

 

classic!

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You won't make it in either of the three. For sure.

 

 

 

What's Obama got under his belly button?

 

 

 

 

Imagine my relief!

 

I dunno, ask your old lady.

 

Go have a Krispy Kreme and relax.

 

Marines? meh. GO ARMY!

 

"Even a wrong decision is better than no decision at all"

 

classic!

 

Hey ComicalHockeyGuy: No need to bring in someones wife in an argument between you, me and the other dipwad and his "projecting" about his hoped for phalic symbol.

 

I don't want to be judgemental, but it kinda makes you look like a spoon, spoon, spoon and big fat spoon.

 

P.S. I do have a woman though. Sorry about your situation. I am sure the Marines, police departments and expecially the judicial system is mighty relieved also. I know I am. Relieved all over you.

 

Your turn Bale. er, ah, I mean ComicalHockeyGuy. (it's hard to tell you two apart).

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wow i wish i could be as cool as you man (thumbs u

 

I wish people understood sarcasm.

 

Ya, he wasn't quite at the front of the que when God was handing out smarts. :insane:

 

 

internet tough guy (worship) an even bigger pu**y the Bale

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You won't make it in either of the three. For sure.

 

 

 

What's Obama got under his belly button?

 

 

 

 

Imagine my relief!

 

I dunno, ask your old lady.

 

Go have a Krispy Kreme and relax.

 

Marines? meh. GO ARMY!

 

"Even a wrong decision is better than no decision at all"

 

classic!

 

Hey ComicalHockeyGuy: No need to bring in someones wife in an argument between you, me and the other dipwad and his "projecting" about his hoped for phalic symbol.

 

I don't want to be judgemental, but it kinda makes you look like a spoon, spoon, spoon and big fat spoon.

 

P.S. I do have a woman though. Sorry about your situation. I am sure the Marines, police departments and expecially the judicial system is mighty relieved also. I know I am. Relieved all over you.

 

Your turn Bale. er, ah, I mean ComicalHockeyGuy. (it's hard to tell you two apart).

 

 

That's the funniest thing you've said. You don't want to be judgmental? Laughable. What's this thread about Einstein?

 

And by the way, this isn't an argument. It's me having a good time at your expense.

 

As for Christian Bale, who cares. The fact you think my position has anything to do with Bale himself shows a complete lack of understanding. I could care less about Bale himself. Why don't you kick start that cranium of yours and try to catch up already.

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