d Question about Thunderdome??

[A-DONIS]

[font:Arial Black]DESERT WIND COMICS WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE A SIGNING OPPORTUNITY WITH "QUEEN OF THE RING" SHARON RICE[/font]

 

Sharon will be making her first appearance at the Emerald City Comic Con. A donation fee of $5.00 will be required (this money will be used to pay off the referee of the match). Sharon will be sketching for the first 5 fans in line. Make sure your book is properly prepped and ready to go as we anticipate a HUGE crowd and Sharon will only have a very limited time to sign. No books may be submitted to DWC and only onsite signing will be allowed.

 

Chandler (he manager and agent) Rice

Desert Wind Comics

 

 

[Par2ch]

Darn I cannot make it to Emerald City, I will have to wait to get my fallen son done by her with the "lipstick" kiss

[Celestial Comics]

[font:Arial Black]WARNING: THE BELOW RECAP CONTAINS VIOLENT AND DISTURBING IMAGES.[/font]

 

Final review and commentary. For those of you who did not have the PAY-PER-VIEW of the THUNDERDOME FINAL MATCH, please allow me to give you a blow by blow review of what happened. (in my best Howard Cossell voice)

 

The THUNDERDOME Arena was packed to standing room only.

 

The first contestant entered the ring which was EvilAsh to the applause of the crowd.

 

The next to enter the ring was NYComics to half applause and boos of the crowd.

 

And finally to enter the ring was the underdog DWC's own Sharon Rice to a standing ovation.

(thumbs u

 

The referee brought all contestants together in the center of the ring to explain the rules

"It is simple Lady and Gentlemen , there are NO RULES" and the meeting was over.

 

All contestants went back to their respectives corners were Chandler gave Sharon a last word of advice. "STICK TO THE PLAN AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE"

 

And the BELL RANG as all contestants moved towards each other.

 

The crowd was really getting excited. (thumbs u

 

Both EvilAsh and NYComics glanced over at Sharon and then turned towards each other. ? BIG MISTAKE!

 

Sharon then proceeded to move in behind Chris (NYComics 1) and tapped him on the shoulder causing him to turn around. She then gave him a really good kick that landed square on the family jewels causing Chris to immediately go down and pass out. :o :o

 

Sean (NYComics 2) was in total shock and walked towards Sharon

 

Sharon then pulled what many think was the most brilliant move for the whole competition. She fell to her knees and started to cry.

 

Sean stepped up right in front of Sharon, while Chandler screamed out to Sean "Don't even think about it buddy" which easily distracted Sean's attention away from Sharon. That left Sean wide open for Sharon to give Sean a good ole fashion "European Uppercut Arm Thrust" right between Sean's legs and once again.. :o :o :o :o :o

 

Yup you guessed it, Sean went down and cryed out "MOMMY" before passing out.

 

The crowd was shocked and amazed by this unthinkable display of brutal violence put on by Sharon. (thumbs u

 

Steve watching this brutality decided he cared more for his life then for any title and then proceeded to run for the walls of the cage and as quickly as he could climbed out of the cage to safety but therefore forfeiting his spot.

 

That move by Steve ended the match and as it has been said before "THREE MEN ENTERED AND ONE WOMAN LEFT". The crowd was absolutely stunned and in complete hysterics :headbang::acclaim::insane:lol:o(worship)^^:banana::headbang::applause::makepoint::o:cool:

 

As the referee lifted Sharon's arm in the air in the center of the ring. "YOUR WINNER AND NEEEEEEEEEEW THUNDERDOME CHAMPION OF THE WOOOORLD..... SHARON 'TEXAS TORNADO' RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCEEEEEE."

 

While being interviewed in the center of the ring, Sharon was asked where she learned such moves of brutal and destructive force and she replied. "Finally I was able to use my 4 years of Krav Maga training."

 

And there you have it folkies. Straight from the classifed video footage. A few notes to conclude this commentary.

 

1. According to leading Las Vegas bookmakers, this competition was the single largest grossing night for bookmakers in the history of sporting events.

 

2. After review by UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) President Dana White, he deemed the footage as too violent even for the UFC to buy.

 

Chandler & Sharon Rice

Desert Wind Comics

[Billy the Kidd]

No books may be submitted to DWC and only onsite signing will be allowed.

 

:cry:

[plitch]

[Celestial Comics]

 

See what you started.

 

Chandler & Sharon Rice

Desert Wind Comics

[NYComics]

 

 

 

too funny