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Comic Store Employee Spoilers...

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trmoore54

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Ahab never gets the whale. Everyone dies save Ishmael (not his real name) and the book is really about an individual's anger against God.

 

Petrerov goes to prison for a really long time for killing the old woman.

 

Jesus comes back. Be ready.

 

Gollum falls into Mt. Doom with the ring in his mouth/hand.

 

The narrator does indeed like green eggs and ham.

 

Ozymandius did it. Rorschach's journal is found by the fat kid in the Right Wing Paper editorial office.

 

Raskolnikov did it... :devil:

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PokerKid

PokerKid

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Newhart, St. Elsewhere and Bobby dying on Dallas are just dreams.

(The final episode of Lost will reveal it was just a dream Gilligan was having after the professor and the Skipper spiked his coconut juice.)

 

 

 

 

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KryptoSpidey

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Its like if you are going to see Empire Strikes Back for the first time and the ticket seller goes "Yeah, it's really dramatic when luke finds out Vader is his Father..."

 

When Star Wars was rereleased into the movies, back in 1997 I think, a bunch of us went early to wait in line to get good seats. During the long wait, numerous conversations went on. A friend of mine went and accidentally spoiled the ending to a movie for someone, and she turned around and said in jest, "Oh yeah, well Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father." She had no idea that my friend had never seen Star Wars before, nor the fact that he had somehow ignored the bulk of popular culture and had remained ignorant to this crucial fact of the Star Wars series. She was so upset and embarrassed about ruining it for him. So it actually happens.

star wars was a movie? :insane:

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Wally's Comics

Wally's Comics

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In Planet of the Apes, Charlton Heston and the astronauts

aren't really on another planet they just landed back on earth in the future

after a nuclear holocaust.

 

 

Damn you, Damn you all to hell!!!!!

 

 

lol

 

 

 

 

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Chespirito

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In Total Recall, they could have had a breathing enviroment the whole time..there was giant iceball in the core of the planet ready to be melted...mmmm

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