What? No Chuck Norris Birthday Thread???

[divad]

HBD Tough Guy!

 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[LovinTheSurfer]

Chuck Norris ate an entire bottle of sleeping medication. The made him blink

[catrick339]

Chuck's celebrating his birthday by counting to infinity. Twice.

[nepatkm]

Happy 70th Chuck

[Spider]

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take from anybody

[DiceX]

Happy Birthday, Chuck!

 

 

[zuckuss2003]

Chucks birthday is also Day of Awesomeness...coincidence? I think not! Happy Birthday Chuck!

[Senormac]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep ......he waits

[TheWatcher]

Happy Birthday, Chuck!

 

 

Dammit, you beat me to it

[s-man]

Chuck doesnt have birthdays...birthdays have him

[Subliminal]

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate birthdays because he is going to live to infinity.

 

 

(BTW, I didn't google that like the rest of ya)

[Fireboy]

Chuck Norris wasn't born, he simply decided to exist.

[joe_collector]

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, he affects the actual world economy.

[LovinTheSurfer]

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one round house kick to the face a fight?

[Turtle]

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

 

A: All of it.

[Senormac]

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

[Jeffro.]

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

 

A: All of it.

 

 

lol lol

 

I'm not sure why but I find that very funny

[Makmorn]

 

 

[Jeffro.]

Don't with Chuck

[Ringfinger]

Chuck rocks!