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COUPLE OF SLABS COUPLE OF RAWS COUPLE OF BAD JOKES

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I'll keep it short and sweet.

 

New Mutants #98 CGC 9.6 $140

 

Fantastic Four Annual #1 CGC 4.0 (Early Spidey Appearance) $140

 

Deadpool Merc With A Mouth #1 Convention Sketch Cover CGC 9.8 (Rare) $220

 

Green Lantern #85 VF- (Drug issue) Minor Printers crease front cover, two indentations in rear cover right side. $40

 

Green Lantern #86 VFish (Drug issue) Minor foxing $55

 

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It's a really cool cover on that Deadpool MWAM. A little back history on it to help Mark sell it.

 

It was given out at SDCC in 2009 as an incentive when people signed up for Marvel's online digital comic service. Most copies you will find are beater copies. I can't get into the census right now for some reason, but I don't believe there are a ton of 9.8 copies of this book.

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Most copies you will find are beater copies. I can't get into the census right now for some reason, but I don't believe there are a ton of 9.8 copies of this book.

 

Only 4 copies in 9.8.

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COUPLE OF BAD JOKES

 

Make with the jokes, Mark.

 

:baiting:

 

Okay, you asked for it!

 

This is a true story I heard back when Bill Clinton was in office:

 

Bill was at a function meeting and greeting. Somone introduced him to a new intern.

 

Bill said to the intern "Why don't you come up to the Oval Office, I want to show you my clock."

 

The intern was very shy but agreed.

 

Later, in the Oval Office, there was a knock at the door. It was the intern and President Clinton let her in.

 

After some small talk, Bill took down his zipper and whipped it out.

 

The intern said "President Clinton, that's not your clock, that's your c * c k!"

 

Bill said " With two hands and a face on it baby, it's a clock to me."

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What about s&h for Canucks? I'm eye-balling that GL #85....

 

Postage is whatever it costs. I don't make money on shipping. Cost for Priority Mail Flat Rate Envelope with lots of cardboard is what the cost is. Since you're an old boardie buddy, you might have an idea of the cost. $10 - $14 from memory. Maybe less.

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It's a really cool cover on that Deadpool MWAM. A little back history on it to help Mark sell it.

 

It was given out at SDCC in 2009 as an incentive when people signed up for Marvel's online digital comic service. Most copies you will find are beater copies. I can't get into the census right now for some reason, but I don't believe there are a ton of 9.8 copies of this book.

 

Thanks much for the back-story. It's true. I believe it's also associated with a dinner for dealers at the convention handed out without bag or board. Most copies were man-handled.

 

As stated, not many copies survived in near perfect condition. I was lucky to have gotten this book and have held onto it to this point. You guys have first shot at it.

 

Truly the rarest of the Deadpool books. 1 in 500? 1 in 1000? I have seen very few copies come up in the past two years and less in 9.8 condition.

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Really bad joke:

 

Ordinary day in first grade class.

 

The teacher is teaching a lesson in emotions.

 

The teacher asks Suzzie to demonstrate happiness.

 

Suzzie smiles and laughs.

 

The teacher says "Very good Suzzie, that's a very good example of someone's who's happy."

 

The teacher asks Hank to demonstate anger.

 

Hank frowns and beats his fists on his desk.

 

The teacher says "That's very good Hank! A great display of anger."

 

Then Johnny gets up and he's naked and has a pear on his member.

 

The teacher says " Johnny, what is this? What are you doing?!!"

 

Johnny says " I'm f * c k i n g 'dis pear."

 

 

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Okay, you asked for it!

 

This is a true story I heard back when Bill Clinton was in office:

 

Bill was at a function meeting and greeting. Somone introduced him to a new intern.

 

Bill said to the intern "Why don't you come up to the Oval Office, I want to show you my clock."

 

The intern was very shy but agreed.

 

Later, in the Oval Office, there was a knock at the door. It was the intern and President Clinton let her in.

 

After some small talk, Bill took down his zipper and whipped it out.

 

The intern said "President Clinton, that's not your clock, that's your c * c k!"

 

Bill said " With two hands and a face on it baby, it's a clock to me."

 

:roflmao:

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