Goldie's Dining Room

[goldust40]

 

The one on the right looks passable enough.

[Whizzer]

 

Prurient

[goldust40]

 

Prurient

 

This thread is doomed, doomed....

[Whizzer]

Compared to most of the other threads in General at the moment, this one is pure win!

[Mr.Diggler]

I feel better

Me too. I just chugged a beer.

[trmoore54]

Yo Goldie...

I was listening to NPR a few weeks back during the riots and they interviewed some Brit (forget which neighborhood)...and he said he was a tad nervous but not to worry he was keeping his truncheon (passed down from his grandfather) at his bedside...

 

Just curious, do you sleep with a truncheon nearby as well?

[Comicopolis]

 

The one on the right looks passable enough.

 

Looks like she is experienced at handling large pieces of meat so would be wasted on you mate.

[goldust40]

Yo Goldie...

I was listening to NPR a few weeks back during the riots and they interviewed some Brit (forget which neighborhood)...and he said he was a tad nervous but not to worry he was keeping his truncheon (passed down from his grandfather) at his bedside...

 

Just curious, do you sleep with a truncheon nearby as well?

 

Gentlemen, this is the sort of question I can sink my teeth into. And I don't mean the truncheon either, so let's not go there.

 

We English have a steady and adequate supply of vim, vigour, intestinal fortitude and downright good old-fashioned knickers-aloft stiff-upper lipped rectitude. Certainly enough to see off any guttersnipes who wish to make off with one's handkerchief.

[gaz973]

Yo Goldie...

I was listening to NPR a few weeks back during the riots and they interviewed some Brit (forget which neighborhood)...and he said he was a tad nervous but not to worry he was keeping his truncheon (passed down from his grandfather) at his bedside...

 

Just curious, do you sleep with a truncheon nearby as well?

 

 

Actually, in seriousness, I've still got my granddads truncheon and I pity the er that gets hit with it, it is one hard piece of wood.

 

OK, that still didn't sound good.

[goldust40]

 

The one on the right looks passable enough.

 

Looks like she is experienced at handling large pieces of meat so would be wasted on you mate.

 

Someone pass the chloroform, this chap's had one too many.

[greggy]

Just learnt that Westminster Council is going to abolish free parking on Sundays and evenings in central London. Evil swine.

 

No free parking up north in God's country so why should you southern softies get more money in your pocket

 

They'll be charging £4.40 an hour. Almost as much as greggy.

 

Greggy or Greggs?

 

I knew that joke would backfire.

[goldust40]

Yo Goldie...

I was listening to NPR a few weeks back during the riots and they interviewed some Brit (forget which neighborhood)...and he said he was a tad nervous but not to worry he was keeping his truncheon (passed down from his grandfather) at his bedside...

 

Just curious, do you sleep with a truncheon nearby as well?

 

 

Actually, in seriousness, I've still got my granddads truncheon and I pity the er that gets hit with it, it is one hard piece of wood.

 

OK, that still didn't sound good.

 

Nope, it was perfect for this thread.

[Whizzer]

...and...cue The Rifleman cover...

[gaz973]

I like your sig line Whizzer, it's quite appropriate for Comics General.

[Whizzer]

Yeah it is getting a little brutal lately

[goldust40]

Yeah it is getting a little brutal lately

 

This thread shall be the antidote. Give praise to whatever gives you succour in these dark times.

[Whizzer]

I like comics

[Larryw7]

Yeah it is getting a little brutal lately

 

This thread shall be the antidote. Give praise to whatever gives you succour in these dark times.

 

 

[goldust40]

They are the bleedin' bollocks, it has to be said.

[Conan_Aficionado]

I wish I was as witting and smart as you *spoons* but in the meantime....

 

let me direct you to a wonderful place for *spoon* like this...

 

http://boards.collectors-society.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=postlist&Board=4