CAL'S Column Early September 2011 Edition - Comics General 2 2

[RockMyAmadeus]

Your mum is so stupid, they shipped her off to Canada to teach the gifted students.

[COI]

Your mum is so American she robs her neighbor's house, sets it on fire, then claims her neighbor's hatred towards her is based on jealousy.

[seanfingh]

This took a left turn out of funnytown. I <3 our Canadian overlords. Send us your petroleum.

[DiceX]

Your mum is such a wanker she wanks herself.

Chip, chip, cheerio.

 

 

[RockMyAmadeus]

Your mum is so Canadian, all she ever does is watch John Candy films, drinking Labatt 50, while complaining about the fact that she has to wait three years for her next MRI.

[RockMyAmadeus]

Your mum is so fat, she looks like a Yank.

 

Poor form edit.

[RockMyAmadeus]

Your mum is so Canadian, all she ever does is watch John Candy films, drinking Labatt 50, while complaining about the fact that she has to wait three years for her next MRI.

 

This...THIS is comedy gold right here....

[COI]

Your mom is so American she makes great movies, but only by stealing the greatest actor to ever live - Daniel Day-Lewis - from England.

[COI]

Your mum is so fat, she looks like a Yank.

 

Poor form edit.

 

I've caught you editing more times than my girlfriend's caught me looking at porn.

 

That's A LOT.

[COI]

Your mum is so Canadian, all she ever does is watch John Candy films, drinking Labatt 50, while complaining about the fact that she has to wait three years for her next MRI.

 

This...THIS is comedy gold right here....

 

Know what's worse than laughing at your own jokes? Your jokes.

[seanfingh]

Your mom is so American she makes great movies, but only by stealing the greatest actor to ever live - Daniel Day-Lewis - from England.

 

Last of the Mohicans

There Will Be Blood

Gangs of New York

 

3 of my ten favorite movies of all time.

[seanfingh]

Your mum is so Canadian, all she ever does is watch John Candy films, drinking Labatt 50, while complaining about the fact that she has to wait three years for her next MRI.

 

This...THIS is comedy gold right here....

 

Know what's worse than laughing at your own jokes? Your jokes.

 

 

 

[COI]

Your mom is so American she makes great movies, but only by stealing the greatest actor to ever live - Daniel Day-Lewis - from England.

 

Last of the Mohicans

There Will Be Blood

Gangs of New York

 

3 of my ten favorite movies of all time.

 

Me too.

 

It took me a while to realize it, but he is the Michael Jordan of actors. "Bob the Butcher" and "Daniel Plainview" are the baddest of the bad-arse muthafockers in the history of cinema. No one else could have pulled that off.

[seanfingh]

Your mom is so American she makes great movies, but only by stealing the greatest actor to ever live - Daniel Day-Lewis - from England.

 

Last of the Mohicans

There Will Be Blood

Gangs of New York

 

3 of my ten favorite movies of all time.

 

Me too.

 

It took me a while to realize it, but he is the Michael Jordan of actors. "Bob the Butcher" and "Daniel Plainview" are the baddest of the bad-arse muthafockers in the history of cinema. No one else could have pulled that off.

 

Bill the Butcher, sprat. Hawkeye was pretty badass, too.

[COI]

Your mom is so American she makes great movies, but only by stealing the greatest actor to ever live - Daniel Day-Lewis - from England.

 

Last of the Mohicans

There Will Be Blood

Gangs of New York

 

3 of my ten favorite movies of all time.

 

Me too.

 

It took me a while to realize it, but he is the Michael Jordan of actors. "Bob the Butcher" and "Daniel Plainview" are the baddest of the bad-arse muthafockers in the history of cinema. No one else could have pulled that off.

 

Bill the Butcher, sprat. Hawkeye was pretty badass, too.

 

And I've seen that movie a dozen times, too.

[Ogami]

Your mom is so American she makes great movies, but only by stealing the greatest actor to ever live - Daniel Day-Lewis - from England.

 

Last of the Mohicans

There Will Be Blood

Gangs of New York

 

3 of my ten favorite movies of all time.

 

You have my permission to speak for me at any and all times.

 

PMing banking info and SS now.

[NewEnglandGothic]

I just read the first page of this thread for the first time. WTF and Last of the Mohicans rules(I had such a crush on Jodhi May in high school).

[VintageComics]

This took a left turn out of funnytown. I <3 our Canadian overlords. Send us your petroleum.

 

Your mama's a red. blue.

 

[VintageComics]

I just read the first page of this thread for the first time. WTF and Last of the Mohicans rules(I had such a crush on Jodhi May in high school).

 

Madeleine Stowe.

 

[TupennyConan]

Your mom is so American she makes great movies, but only by stealing the greatest actor to ever live - Daniel Day-Lewis - from England.

 

Last of the Mohicans

There Will Be Blood

Gangs of New York

 

3 of my ten favorite movies of all time.

 

Me too.

 

It took me a while to realize it, but he is the Michael Jordan of actors. "Bob the Butcher" and "Daniel Plainview" are the baddest of the bad-arse muthafockers in the history of cinema. No one else could have pulled that off.

 

Bill the Butcher, sprat. Hawkeye was pretty badass, too.

 

I guess it has come to the point where he can be called the finest living actor.