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CAL'S Column Early September 2011 Edition - Comics General
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TheLiamSturgess

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Your mom is so American she makes great movies, but only by stealing the greatest actor to ever live - Daniel Day-Lewis - from England.

 

Last of the Mohicans

There Will Be Blood

Gangs of New York

 

3 of my ten favorite movies of all time.

:cloud9:

 

You have my permission to speak for me at any and all times.

 

PMing banking info and SS now.

 

:gossip: It's not safe to send banking info online.

 

 

...Call me, and I'll text it to him :grin:

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Ogami

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Your mom is so American she makes great movies, but only by stealing the greatest actor to ever live - Daniel Day-Lewis - from England.

 

Last of the Mohicans

There Will Be Blood

Gangs of New York

 

3 of my ten favorite movies of all time.

 

Me too.

 

It took me a while to realize it, but he is the Michael Jordan of actors. "Bob the Butcher" and "Daniel Plainview" are the baddest of the bad-arse muthafockers in the history of cinema. No one else could have pulled that off.

 

Bill the Butcher, sprat. Hawkeye was pretty badass, too.

 

I guess it has come to the point where he can be called the finest living actor.

 

 

and that point was well over a decade ago. :baiting:

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RockMyAmadeus

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Your mum is so fat, she looks like a Yank.

 

Poor form edit.

 

I've caught you editing more times than my girlfriend's caught me looking at porn.

 

That's A LOT.

 

I wasn't commenting on the edit. I was commenting on its poor form.

 

Subtle, I know....

 

Once you make a stupid American joke, have the cajones to stand by it.

 

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RockMyAmadeus

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Your mum is so Canadian, all she ever does is watch John Candy films, drinking Labatt 50, while complaining about the fact that she has to wait three years for her next MRI.

 

This...THIS is comedy gold right here....

 

Know what's worse than laughing at your own jokes? Your jokes.

 

:acclaim:

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gaz973

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Oh yeah, you're addictive like chewing tobacco. :sick:

 

Clearly. You just can't stop. I'm like crack.

I'm sure your mother will be very proud when she hears you're like crack. :baiting:

 

I could insert the usual mother-based retort here, such as "your mum's so fat, she can't even jump to conclusions", but I would find that to be banal and pedestrian, so I choose not to.

 

Why would you even jokingly think of insulting my mother? I didn't insult yours. ???

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COI

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Your mum is so fat, she looks like a Yank.

 

Poor form edit.

 

I've caught you editing more times than my girlfriend's caught me looking at porn.

 

That's A LOT.

 

I wasn't commenting on the edit. I was commenting on its poor form.

 

Subtle, I know....

 

Once you make a stupid American joke, have the cajones to stand by it.

 

Um, the intent of the joke was still quite clear. I changed it to Yank because we were doing British mama jokes, and Brits like to call Americans Yanks. It was a style choice.

 

Subtle, I know....

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Um, the intent of the joke was still quite clear. I changed it to Yank because we were doing British mama jokes, and Brits like to call Americans Yanks. It was a style choice.

 

Subtle, I know....

 

 

When I was there this Summer they referred to Americans as "Septics" ...mind you it was during a knee's up.

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goldust40

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Um, the intent of the joke was still quite clear. I changed it to Yank because we were doing British mama jokes, and Brits like to call Americans Yanks. It was a style choice.

 

Subtle, I know....

 

 

When I was there this Summer they referred to Americans as "Septics" ...mind you it was during a knee's up.

 

???

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Calamerica

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Um, the intent of the joke was still quite clear. I changed it to Yank because we were doing British mama jokes, and Brits like to call Americans Yanks. It was a style choice.

 

Subtle, I know....

 

 

When I was there this Summer they referred to Americans as "Septics" ...mind you it was during a knee's up.

 

???

doh!
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Um, the intent of the joke was still quite clear. I changed it to Yank because we were doing British mama jokes, and Brits like to call Americans Yanks. It was a style choice.

 

Subtle, I know....

 

 

When I was there this Summer they referred to Americans as "Septics" ...mind you it was during a knee's up.

 

???

 

You were under the table at the time, nobody really wanted to look to see what you were doing :eek:

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goldust40

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Um, the intent of the joke was still quite clear. I changed it to Yank because we were doing British mama jokes, and Brits like to call Americans Yanks. It was a style choice.

 

Subtle, I know....

 

 

When I was there this Summer they referred to Americans as "Septics" ...mind you it was during a knee's up.

 

???

doh!
Go on Cal, explain it to the class then.
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goldust40

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Um, the intent of the joke was still quite clear. I changed it to Yank because we were doing British mama jokes, and Brits like to call Americans Yanks. It was a style choice.

 

Subtle, I know....

 

 

When I was there this Summer they referred to Americans as "Septics" ...mind you it was during a knee's up.

 

???

 

You were under the table at the time, nobody really wanted to look to see what you were doing :eek:

 

It was getting steamy in that gay pub that we wandered into at the end of the evening. :blush:

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Calamerica

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Um, the intent of the joke was still quite clear. I changed it to Yank because we were doing British mama jokes, and Brits like to call Americans Yanks. It was a style choice.

 

Subtle, I know....

 

 

When I was there this Summer they referred to Americans as "Septics" ...mind you it was during a knee's up.

 

???

 

You were under the table at the time, nobody really wanted to look to see what you were doing :eek:

 

It was getting steamy in that gay pub that we wandered into at the end of the evening. :blush:

:o
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Comicopolis

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Um, the intent of the joke was still quite clear. I changed it to Yank because we were doing British mama jokes, and Brits like to call Americans Yanks. It was a style choice.

 

Subtle, I know....

 

 

When I was there this Summer they referred to Americans as "Septics" ...mind you it was during a knee's up.

 

Septic Tanks.

 

You were obviously mixing in the wrong company.

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